Heroism (for Advice Dog)

This is an original song and video that I created from already-existing advice dog variations. All of the lyrics are "found;" I merely chopped them up and moved them around a bit.

You can listen to and download a better quality version of the song at my newly created myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/kristofmalone

Fair warning, there's a .gif that happens around the middle that hopefully won't give anyone seizures (it's not that bad).

Lyrics-
Verse 1:
Love your neighbor; sleep with his wife
Grab a pencil; show yourself a magic trick
It's terrible to be alive
If you drink bleach you'll live forever
Go to jail and make new friends
If you eat nails you'll die a winner

Prechorus:
Exercise free will; do whatever you want
This isn't normal, but on meth it is

Chorus:
Advice Dog
You found God
For better
You'll live forever if you
Kill God
Be a Good dog
Your power
Will let you die a winner

Verse 2:
Play warcraft and die alone
Eat 20 big macs; don't work out
Move to Florida; drill for oil
You should totally; a coca cola bottle
Gasoline tastes like happiness
Trust Al Gore and Drive a Hybrid

(Prechorus)

(Chorus)

Bridge:
It's terrible to be alive
If you drink bleach you'll live forever
Go to jail and make new friends
If you eat nails you'll die a winner

Live forever
Die a Winner
Live forever. Die a winner. Live Forever. Die a winner.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• advice
• dog
• pop
• electronic
• alternative
• religious
• mccain
• obama
• palin
• funny
• indie
• jazz
• 4chan

[texmexman1]

Delete system 32 folder

Make your pc fast!

[gawdofAtheism]

Does this song make anyone else extremely sad????

[copperheadsif]

@Wolfzz213 you are the cancer that is killing /b/.

dont fucking talk about it on youtube.

[rewolfm]

@xshiftyshanex at least you will live forever.

[XshiftyshaneX]

I drank bleach and i had to go to the hospital :(

[alias631]

Song just completely ruins the video....

[uvbeendisowned]

good advice furry friend i will kill the hookers on my street thx

[SgtBradleyJ]

I would say this clip contains subliminal messages but... these were just messages. lol

[ridinghorse123345666]

looks like the dog troll face..

[zenfox3]

@Wolfzz213

/b/ is the cancer that is killing 4chan, it is also ironically 4chans life

a cancer that simultaneously saves and kills something, that's /b/ (^_^)d

[Wolfzz213]

This...This is the cancer that is killing /b/.

[KazimierzStaszewski]

@gawdofAtheism

stop playing warcraft