pant leg hair band (with the end)

when i was a child i loved eating polar bears and cats, cats were at the top of my pyramid. I had a crush on a girl, but she was a raccoon head so i decided to quit school and run away to be in a punk rock band. I hiked through the mountains for months until i found this sparkly turquoise stuff which i drank and suddenly i was catapulted into the flames of hell and then into an alien ocean. I thought I was done for, but then i met three ballet dancing mermaids who told me how i could return to earth (by playing songs by Nirvana with the magical guitar until an eagle flew over my head) and I did what they told me to do. I landed face first in a river that was dyed red with the blood of salmon wars. disgusted, I stood up and walked out of the forest. It had been a long day and i was ready for a nap. I climbed behind a statue of a brontosaurus and fell asleep instantly. 67 years later, I am an old man sitting on the couch with my best friend, Frankie mega fangs, my cat. This video is a visual auto-biography of my life.

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Pets & Animals

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• fangs
• cats
• snow
• elvis
• portland
• nirvana
• salmon wars
• mountains
• polar bears
• mermaids
• space travel
• ocean
• old man
• shyness
• punk rock
• birthday
• weird drink
• magic
• cripples
• paradise earth
• blood
• guts
• parakeets