"Abstain With Me" by Roy Zimmerman
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@FightTheElite Oh trust men, most of us US teenagers know how much bull it is too. Even at my school, where we DID spend 2 days on STD's and watch a video on how to use a condom, our teacher told us "abstain from sex until you're in a trusted commited relationship- so either married or engaged." Poor gay kids. Speaking of which, they don't bring up gay sex. Which means roughly 10% of teenagers have to learn from the internet/ off the street.
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You're a genius, I love your songs!
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:) clever and funny
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Great!
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Great1
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I was the only teenager at one of his performances. My parents were surprised when I got all dirty jokes.
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"just hold it potty training" LMAO!
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Wasn't that a BeeGees song?
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I now bring you Sex Ed...Today!
Teacher: "Abstain! Teach the controversy!"
Kids: "4Chan."
Teacher: "...Oh dear god."
*teacher leaves*
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lol :)
Like a "just hold it" potty training program. Now that is funny.
cuulguy321 2 years ago 28
*wipes tears from eyes so can see to type*
Umm, can anyone help me? I was laughing, and now I can't find my arse! XD
Singebuggercat 2 years ago 24