Cadbury's Flake: Delicously Terrifying

Advert for Cadbury's Flake, which seems to fucking scare me a lot whenever I watch it - and I mean a LOT.

I can't fucking explain it. Maybe it's the freaky music, or maybe it's the creepy bitch in the bath - who actually bears a striking resemblance to that woman from that fucking scary BUAV PIF. Although this girl has black hair instead of white, but she still looks like she has a shit load of make-up on.

It scares me to the point where I had a fucking nightmare about it the other night. I go into my bathroom, for my toothbrush or something regular, and then I see that fucking woman in my bath. It looks like she's dead.

But then she fucking opens her eyes, screams the fucking house down, strangles me, and then eats a Flake. Oh, and then a caption appears: Cadbury's Flake: Deliciously Terrifying. What the fuck is up with that. Really? What the fuck?

I don't fucking know, but something just terrifies me to death about this. If anyone could possibly shed some light on why I'm so fucking scared shitless of this advert, then please tell me. I want to know if it's completely normal to be scared of one little advert in your life, or if I'm clinically insane, and should proceed to Arkham Asylum, where I'm sure they'll take me in. Just don't put me in a cell with The Riddler. He thinks he's Batman.

Nutter.

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[overlordofthepies]

These ads are so misleading. The reality of the situation is that if you ever bite into the flake bar, chocolate explodes all over you in rapidly melting shards.

[KingFluffs]

Someone slipped an E into her drink at a party. Or so the story goes.

[KaitainCPS]

This is what inspired the Mr Plow advert.

[andrewrycraft]

is rachel still ok? i hope im asking the right person she had a brother aj i met her in plummers in liverpool years ago...and missed meeing her the week after because of work as a chef in runcorn...if not i'm sorry andy

[Nick Payne]

That's because you are doing it wrong. In order to preserve the structural integrity of a Flake, you must ONLY eat them in the bath, in a canoe when you've lost your oar... or when you are in a field of sunflowers looking for your horse & carriage. ;)

[Mobyish]

Glasto on the map again ;-)

[Morgan Miller]

Where can I get one of those bars?

[agntxcsmc]

Why are you sacred of a beautiful advert??? this was one of the best flake adverts, the music is just beautiful, class, elegant. Like all past flake ads.

[agntxcsmc]

seriously???

[KingFluffs]

She's in a mental institution now.