Newsroom / Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

"that's fine, you can just toil in the hinterlands and die young."

LMAO

I AM missing out on teen sex parties :(

ALL GOOGLE DISBELIEVERS SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR THEIR HERESY!!
you should be glad the almighty google has given you such a haven of mercy for your disbelief.

"They call it the opt out village, and it's JUST WHAT YOU'D EXPECT FROM GOOGLE"
God that made me LOL

THE ONION IS REAL!!!!!111

satire that's hilariously not far from the truth...

This is just a spoof and a very intelligent response to stupid privacy requests (such as newest EU law that pictures on google maps street view should be max. 6 months old??? So they have to do it all again?? Bluring faces and plates isn't enough?! ) I hate those privacy freaks. Stay at home then, you are not special to be seen, anyway.

Google is taking over mobile phones, twitter, youtube, advertising, live mail and many more!

why!! if they have everything they can do what they want!

mhh... that does not sound like a satire at all ^^

Gee, you think?