Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun.

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[ru2213y]

World ruled by Google = Everything free, but ads every 5 minutes.

World ruled by Apple = Everything is $2,499, apple logos everywhere, no ads.

World ruled by Microsoft = Important Required Restarting Update every 5 minues.

I would prefer a world ruled by Google.

[aayevents]

Google IS big brother

[LegalizeLiberty420]

@greiteneis Yeah, i know who owns what, thankyou.

[greiteneis]

@LegalizeLiberty420 If you don't like the Google owned Youtube nObama ads, you should send an email to Google expressing your displeasure. A van will come and pick you up in 24 hours (at most). Freedom is nigh!

[greiteneis]

Not opting out...changing name to John Smith. Or better yet Guy Incognito. Or even better yet, Hang Li.

[quelorepario]

@ahhhhjjjj nope, those who are truly free in Linux are the ones with knowledge and will to customize their own systems. Otherwise they are all using the common distro.

The exact same thing happens with real life.

[LegalizeLiberty420]

Im sick of seeing nObama ads before every video, fuck you nObama, Im not voting for you, cuz I dont want foodstamps.

[Jcolinsol]

@ahhhhjjjj

lousy no-good Anarchists!

[ahhhhjjjj]

@ru2213y World Ruled by Linux: Everything is free. No ads. You can control your own life. No viruses. No blue screens. No logos. Individuals control their own lives without bound, without money, and without regrets. All free. All ready to go.

[writersblock91289]

i used to be a part of google opt-out

then i got a G branded on my head

[burningsponge]

@ru2213y it's not every 5 minutes, it's like once a month for me, and i can choose not to update. so i liek it :)

[AletaAntifascista]

@ru2213y No, by Linux --> communism ;)