Duet With Myself - EX GIRLFRIENDS SUCK

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LYRICS
I love your hair, your smile, your clothes
I love your cankles and your elephant nose
I love your freckles and your eyes
Don't forget about her thunder thighs

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven
It hurt, she landed on her face
Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list"
Or my hit list, whichever really works
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Well I'd lick you first

Girl, you're everything I (don't) want
You're everything I (don't) need
Without you I can barely (finally) breath

You're so fat
You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
Not even Clinton would sleep with you
When trucks back up they beep like you
And no one wants to be with you
I never want to see you again

You're like the elephant man
It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face
Your face is like the sun
Yep, it burns my retinas
You have beautiful puppy dog eyes
Maybe you should go to the vet

You smell like a pig and you look like a fish
If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish
You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo
If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue

Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim
You have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim
All I really wanted to say
Is I love (hate) you

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[gabeally]

Well, I'd lick you first.

WHAT!?!?! That is SO WRONG!

Lol I laughed til I cried on that line. :D

[SensibleLyricist]

Yup. I'd tap that. ;)

[MarryMF]

Now my little cousin of 8 years old cousin loves to watch this video justto see the hilarious facial expressions of Bryan, hahaha :D

[aaronjohn121]

you see you have fans now more videos

[lucie4life1]

i would watch glee if u were on it

[appleman322]

My best friends(she's a girl) loves you, she think your hilarious!!!!!!!!! She wants you to be on glee so bad

[qoatip]

I'd repost this, the "hate you cuz you broke up with me" part is funny, but I don't like the overt violence parts...so I won't....I get the "hate the ex" part..not so keen on the "kill/punch/stab the ex"

[kamiuel123]

lol



[abridgedluver]

clever

[TheWiggles2003]

@themovies234 haha i lol'ed at that part so much

[MarryMF]

Jon Cozart and his incredible talent to act two different guys... o_o It is very difficult to know he is the same guy! Haha (:

Jon <3