Saad's TYT Rap

I wrote this song for my favourite show: TYT - The Young Turks.

Lyrics

Cenk Uygur, King of YouTube
Educates you and puts you in a good mood
Master of the internet talk
Quick as a whip and strong as a rock

TYT aka The Young Turks
You can listen in as you're driving in to work
Progressive talk radio ain't dead, it's alive
Cenk's got your back, he's on your side

Big, boisterous, bombastic
Cenk's invincible and he's fantastic
Mainstream media, CNN, Fox News
Not a prayer of a chance, they gonna lose

Social commentary by Ana Kasparian
Your friendly neighbourhood Armenian
Master's degree in poli sci
She's cute, she's feisty, it ain't no lie

Jayar Jackson produces the show, ya see
Producer extraordinaire, representin' USC
Jesus Godoy, the Spielberg of the internet
He's the Chief Justice on the TYT set

First ever internet TV director, yo
What Would Jesus Do is the ultimate question so
Put your hands together and celebrate
TYT's unstoppable in these United States

Dave Koller keeps the show afloat
And he's a skeptic, says global warming's a joke
Curmudgeonly fella with a heart of gold
Was the Bitter Movie Critic, that's how he rolled

Ben Mankiewicz left for TMZ
Then he went on to host At The Movies
Now he's back, he's on What The Flick
He can even mix it up discussing politics

The TYT Army is just too strong
If you underestimate you'd be wrong
Mainstream press better watch out, we're comin'
We're not just walkin', brother, we're runnin'

Me and my girl Pam - we love the show
We met in the TYT forum and so
Gonna take the country back from all haters
This is Saad signin' out, see ya later

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• TYT
• The
• Young
• Turks
• Cenk
• Uygur
• Ana
• Kasparian
• Jayar
• Jackson
• Jesus
• Godoy
• Dave
• David
• Koller
• Ben
• Mankiewicz
• TMZ
• At
• Movies
• Saad
• Pam
• Army
• What
• Flick
• Biggie
• Smalls
• Notorious
• BIG
• Hypnotize

[hitch4645]

This is "hypnotizing". i hope writing it was no "biggie". TYT is "notoriously" awesome. Aren't puns amazing?

btw, did you really meet your girlfriend in the TYT forum? that's awesome

[swinginjazzz]

@hitch4645 Hi there! Yes, Pam and I did meet in the TYT forum. And we fell in love. <3 We've been together for about 11 months. :)

[jufconnie]

This is great! And I'm also a big fan of TYT!

[swinginjazzz]

@jufconnie Thanks so much!

[Jackthemeat]

I rubbed my clitoris to your lyrical genius

[LiBlub1]

@hitch4645 Big puns.

[gastfreund76]

*sigh*

[cwongchung]

keep working on your rap, dude. But cool tribute!!

[inadaizz]

"awsome" (cenk voice)

[SupermarketsRevil]

Dave Koller keeps the show afloat

And he's a skeptic, says global warming's a joke?

This is a misnomer. What some inappropriately label 'scepticism of global warming' is actually denial of facts in evidence. There is no controversy among scientific authorities.

Also, you should cheer up. I thought you looked kind of *puts glasses on* Saad YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H

[conrad152]

Good song!

[benchfordeath]

THIS. IS. AWESOME!

[Ocelllian2]

@RevanGabriel yea....

[RevanGabriel]

Anas a Armenian?

[jonf21c]

Awesome, keep up the good work!