The Catalog - OR - "I Want to Beat Edward Cullen with a Stick!"

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS. OTAHYONI DID. And I don't own any of the music used in the video. Only the puppet and sound effects and whatnot are mine. I'm not making any sort of profit off of this and I'm not trying to steal anything; IT'S NOT MINE. Please don't sue me or take the video down! Please?

If the video starts to bore you at the beginning, either be patient or skip ahead to the next third. The best is yet to come. ;-)

Okay, I read this article/review/twilight basher thing on livejournal.com...

http://otahyoni.livejournal.com/130432.html

...and it was so brilliant and so amazingly funny that I felt compelled to share it with as many anti-Twilighters and haven't-read-Twilight-yet-ers as I could (to save their innocent brain cells of the damage). BTW, please do read the original. There's a parody of Twilight at the end that I couldn't fit in the video, but it's the BEST PART. If you think all the stuff in my video's funny, just go check out the parody. :-)

Anyways, emailing links to everyone gets tiresome after a while. Plus, I recently got some cool new software (think Windows Movie Maker, only 10 times better) that I wanted to play around with. Another factor was that I wanted to see what The Catalog would look like brought to life; the idea was too fun to pass up. And thus, this video was born.

So no, I did not write it; Otahyoni did. Give HER the praise (or the rants, depending on who you are) for this. But the puppet is my creation, and yes that's my voice. The sound effects were a combo of some nifty free sounds I found online and my family (namely Violamom and my two little sisters) having way too much fun with the microphone. :-)

Whether you be Twilight hater or lover, hope you enjoyed this! And whether they be angry rants or flattery, comments are always amusing/fun to read. So gimme your reactions! :-)

And BRING IT ON, Twi-hards! I FEAR YOU NOT!! I've got a head with a decent brain and a Twilight-proof helmet and I'm NOT AFRAID TO USE 'EM!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• anti
• twilight
• review
• catalog
• edward
• cullen
• bella
• otahyoni
• funny
• witty
• sarcastic
• critic
• puppet

[Laureeennnaaa]

you dissapoint me.

you must have a narrow mind.

typical.

*yawn*

[Dearheart42]

@Laureeennnaaa - ...Said the pot to the kettle. =P

[Laureeennnaaa]

that makes TONS of sense. really. xD

[Dearheart42]

Errr...so you haven't heard of "the pot calling the kettle black"?

[SARwannabe222]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

I don't think a stick will be enough here.

Here, have a chainsaw instead! Scientifically proven to get rid of Mary-Sues!

[DragonflameWolfpaw]

Elric is greater than Cullen. No questions asked. I'd take the short, loud-mouthed brat over the personality-lacking statue any day. ^^

[Bwaaderent]

@DragonflameWolfpaw

Edward Elric: I A NOT SHORT!

[rhiannaisbeast]

THE NUMBER OF TIMES:

THAT EDWARD"S MOOD CHANGES UNEXPECTICLY AND FOR NO REASON:

Over twenty.

In one chapter.

[ladyinpink1111]

haha this made me laugh! great video I hate twilight!

[MozartMeerkittten]

@SARwannabe222 ......*jumps on tractor with a chainsaw and chases Edward* =P

[MozartMeerkittten]

YES! C.S. LEWIS ROCKS!!!! lol take a hint Twilight.

oh my gosh I laughed SOOOOOO hard at this! I haven't laughed that hard for months! ROTFL!

*sends Edward, Bella and Jacob up to Shelob's Lair* ........ or maybe they should be turned to stone by the White witch first... after being tortured by her... xD

(Twilight hater, Narnia and LOTR lover here. ;)

[7Mushrooms7]

The author searched the dictionary for random adjectives so the book could seem intellectual. lol

[MrChocoholic111]

Great vid! probably the funniest anti-twilight vid EVER! Along with the burning Twilight, Eclipse and BREAKING DAWN! *gags* New Moon is ok because everyone is depressed, Bella jumps off a cliff and Edward becomes suicidal. Are there going to be catalogues for all of the books? Please tell me there are!

[dazzlingvamp2009]

Ummm...okay well you should actually read before you critique.

[Croxanika]

Brilliant video!!!