Sticky Nips: Breast Choking Hazard

A woman with hard nipples gets noticed, and based on the "actresses," this infomercial looks like it was shot inside of a walk-in freezer, in Fargo, in February. Turns out that Sticky Nipples are like little boob yarmulkes for women who have a hard time getting...uh...hard. But wait...there's more: Like beer, they come in light, medium, tan and deep. Also like beer, if you ingest too many of them you'll probably get sick.

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