TDWT Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

Lyrics:


Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!

Blaineley: That's me!

Geoff: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!

Blaineley: What?!

Geoff: She's a nasty fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! Without the help of her entourage her job would be toast!

Entourage: Hey!

Blaineley: Hey! Hey.....

Geoff: She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!

Entourage: Hey!

Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber!

Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight, so when she wears the bigger ones you'll ask if she's lost weight!

Entourage: Hey!

Geoff: She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you, plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!

Entourage: Hey!

Geoff: She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!

Entourage: Hey!

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• TDWT
• Her
• Real
• Name
• Isn't
• Blaineley

[singingsince08]

I think this is my favorite song in the whole season :D It's just so great! Though there are several other ones I absolutely love as well :)

[LexBoot]

thumbs up now or ill make up a song like this and sing it to you

[SMA2343]

Moral of the song, don't piss off Geoff

[Sledx2Gaming]

@Doodletones no there not. Its just DJ's original design as B.

[SilverCats2]

''HEY!...heeeey...'' Lol hilarious xDD

[Doodletones]

Did you know: Season 4 cast of Total Drama are based on original sketches of the first cast?

[hinata2000100]

as soon as i meet someone named Blaineley, I'm singing this to her!

[funkycrawler619]

the end of the song was kinda creepy since geoff just hopped around in his underwear

[jeenpeen22]

There is nothing wrong with the name mildred its just that she shows herself as a rich city girl with a country girls name so she changed it.

[cookthebookful]

Hi Mildred!