Kris' World Cup Song

Apparently there is a World Cup this year. I don't know when it is, nor if we are in it. I guess we may be, there's some Engerlund flags in the village shop that you can attach to your car to look a twat.

I'm pretty happy to admit I don't get football, I never have really, just one of those things...

Lyrics :

There's a world cup coming this year,
Lets all get down to the pub to cheer,
I would rather stay at home,
Drinking cider on my own,
But Darling's raised the duty and now it's dear

I remember when I was just a lad,
I bought panini footballer sticker mag,
But it turned out to be division,
And I learnt it's not quite the same,
As the premiership ones the others had

There's a world cup coming this year,
Lets all get down to the pub to cheer,
I would rather stay at home,
Drinking cider on my own,
But Darling's raised the duty and now it's dear

I even got my dad to decorate my room,
With wallpaper emblazened with Man - U
I liked Ole Gunnar Solskjaer,
Coz his name sounded quite bizarre,
But when playing footy, I didn't know what to do

There's a world cup coming this year,
Lets all get down to the pub to cheer,
I would rather stay at home,
Drinking cider on my own,
But Darling's raised the duty and now it's dear

When I went off to senior school,
I just gave up on trying to be cool,
I just didn't get it,
In P.E. never sweated,
If the others saw me playing, I'd look a fool

There's a world cup coming this year,
Lets all get down to the pub to cheer,
I would rather stay at home,
Drinking cider on my own,
But Darling's raised the duty and now it's dear

All lyrics (C)opyright of Kristopher Ball
Music : "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain", believed to be by Mary Harris Jones
No copyright infringement intended

(I think I've covered my arse, there.)

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[jamesb67408]

very good i think you sholud call it lets all pissed at the pub lol

[ThePrimevalChannel]

Noice Ghostbusters sticker Kris :P