I'm tired of Atheists

Sorry for the sound quality (mic manufactured by atheists?). Heres it on text:

I don't know of you but I personally as a deeply religious person Am getting tired of all these atheists coming out from every goddamm closet. A smirky atheist lurking from their ungodly dark closet here and there all the time. Dawkins, Hitchens, Harris - Darwin, Randi and O'Hair - just a few ugly names of the unfaithful who seem to popping up like ungodly mushrooms on an immoral rain.

If some of you *atheists* are watching my video and conciders of presenting me some evidence to change my mind - don't waste your unholy time on me. For I have studiet long and red many critical books of which none has shaken my faith.

Isn't it so ironic that if we even take a close study at the word "Atheist", we find Godly evidence even from there. Just read it out aloud with me; An "Atheist", "A - Theist". So that means that an "Atheist" is actually just a singular of the word Theist.

Maybe this alone doesn't convince those infidels. Maybe they need more of their so much loved evidence? Just look around! You are using a highly techical machine called computer constructed by a far more complex entity called human which ofcourse was made by God. But the Atheists want us to believe that were all here just because of random chance. Tell me, have you ever seen a hurricane
bursting trough a junkyard and constructing a perfectly operating Jumbo Jet. well have you? Hmm? There you go! But even this doens't convince the fundamentalistic mind of an atheist.

This is the point when they come up with a complelety abandoned theory called evolution. Evolution, which should be a worn out joke told by a tired stage comedian, is still part of school education in many irrational countries. The evidence for evolution is plain horrible. Flimsy at best, disasterous at most.
As far as I know we have never witnessed a monkey giving birth to a human. Neither have we ever seen a cat and a dog mating, creating some sort of "Cattdog" as the scientists would probably name the new specie. "Elementary my dear Dawkins" I might say.

And how did the universe began? Yet the atheists ramble on, coming up with even more ridiculous theory. Its called the Big Bang, which describes that the entire universe in all its beauty and stunningness just suddenly exploded into existense from nowhere.
The Big Bang theory sounds like it comes straight from some atheist scientists ***.



Imagine my atheist listener what would happen to you, should you die to tonigh. I think we both know...
I'd be joyously jumping around while waiting to be granted a holy admission to a never ending party in heaven. You instead *Peep* *peep*.

But fear not, my possibly greatly angered listener, for there hope for you too. I remember when a good time ago, after years of hypocrisy and wrong faith I prayed for the first time. And then it hit me. The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster laid His invisible Noodly Appendage on my shoulder and I heard a holy voice inside my head saying: "For there will be noodles for ye." I grew out of the childhood of science
and accepted faith in the one and the only. Even for an Atheist there simply was too much absolute and unargueable evidence.

Here we can see His Holiness sending us a message of his existence through nature. Sometimes His Tastiness also presents a glimpse of divinity trough fireworks. And even a holy print is hidden in the field of chemistry and into the vast universe itself. Millions have already begun to rejoice and so will more, for there is pasta for everyone!

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[AMxPunk]

Why does this have so many dislikes? Yeah I was buying his whole "christian" act for awhile but when he was on about the spaghetti monster I lol'd hard and clicked on Like.This is hilarious because not only is he a good actor but he knows how to make you laugh

"For there will be noodles for yea" Lol

[mmmmmarcus]

A christian, a Muslim, and a jew walk into a bar. The christian gets a bruise on his head, the jew breaks his nose, and the muslim hits his shin. Furious, the Christian blames the Jew for his own carelessness, while the muslim begins calling them both infidels. I wish this were a joke, but it isn't. This is how religious people act.

[chiggero]

Unholy mushrooms from the unmoral rain... sounds like a Smashing Pumpkins album.

[Starwalker52]

Yes I've grown quite tired of them as well no pun intended.

[K9affirmative]

I love how so many people didn't actually watch the video, if you did than you would notice that it's a FUCKING JOKE, seriously guys...

[BarerMender]

People with such limited grasp of English should attempt linguistic arguments involving English. Atheist certainly isn't the singular of theist.

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

@Kromwell2005 Thank you, but this is a fake video, so my genius has been wasted on a pastafarian T_T

[Kromwell2005]

@bfleahysd Pure genius your understanding of all that you see and take in is a testament to you evolutionary advancement, I say don't deny the world of your remarkable insight, comment on every video you can find.

[Kromwell2005]

@PirateMonkeyFilmz You are a real man of genius, go forth and post on every creationist video you can find.