Sh*t Portlanders Say

This is a parody and embellishment of some things that are said around PDX. Director-Scott Kveton Exec Producer-Natalia Toral
--Starring-- Scott Kveton, Paul Wagner, Natalia Toral, Tami Wood, Michael Richardson, Erica Allison, Josh Friedman, Just Merrick, Kelli Thomsen, Kenneth Keiter, Alexis Peterka
Special Thanks to:
Our Beautiful Portland
Teardrop Lounge
Mary's Strip Club
Santeria
Central Bar
Kveton's Lair
Nostro Cafe
North Park Blocks
Shanghai Tunnel
Voodoo Doughnut
Prasad Vegan Cafe
Portland Streetcar
Ankeny Alley
Some Guy's SVU
Broadway Bridge
Union Station
Paul Wagner's Bike
Horny Unicorns
Kelli's Scarf
That One Bench We Used Thrice
The Knife Under Mark's Kilt
Paul's Helmet
The Sun In Tami's Eyes
Cure Meats Everywhere
Artisan Gin Cocktails
Plaid Shirts
The Only Sunny Day In Portland
Candles
Vibration Reduction
Ottomans
Non-existant pork belly cupcakes
Big Pink
Couch Stains
White Scarfs
Mimosas
Bacon
Le Chuga
Tomato
Avocado
The Elizabeth
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Booze
Lilies
Gas Ranges
Kitchen Shears
Plates
City Views
Toaster
Mayo
Tea Kettle (Partial)

• Category

  Comedy

[cupcupcup]

That's because Gresham is probably the worst place in the world.

[Kitty Sanjo]

I'm amazed at how many "portlanders" have never been to Gresham or anywhere east of 82nd.

[Caitlin C]

Portland is okay, but that's the only okay thing about OR, I mean, if you catch Portland on a day when it's not smoggy with constant drizzle.

[Sith Demonica]

I'm glad I moved

[kyogre6444]

Very true, it's actually in NE on Sandy. Of course because I live here, there's no real reason for me to know the difference between NE and SE Portland. I'm in Beaverton so the whole Eastside is a bit ghetto to me.

And by the way, calling everyone names will not get you far. I know you think you can get away with being an asshole on the internet, but really it's just showing your true colors.

Have a great life man!

[Nichiren Buddhist]

Forming a band in a certain location doesn't mean you're "from" there. It means the BAND was FORMED there. 

[Ty Seibert]

The band Everclear formed in Portland so yes that makes them FROM PORTLAND. Idiot.

[Ty Seibert]

Real Portlanders know that there is no Voodoo in SE... retard.

[Ty Seibert]

Dude, you are literally a retard.

[Ty Seibert]

This is stupid. Bunch of hypocrites.

[abby C-E]

I love it!!! i live in portland! i have chickens!