The wife's packed up, she's moving out tonight
Gone off with an Arab, I think he's Shi-ite
She left at eight o'clock, with the furniture and the dog,
And I'll miss him.
Fuck! Cunt! Wank! Shit! Mine's a pint of bitter
Fuck! Cunt! Wank! Shit! Mine's a pint of Bass
Fuck! Cunt! Wank! Shit! Mine's a pint of Guinness
And another pint of Guinness if its in a dirty glass
No guitar no car and the dog's gone missing, I haven't got a pot to piss in
No bog no bed no bread no bin, she took every fucking thing
No kettle no cooker no coffee no cups, all I need's a handy pub
No tapes no telly no towels no tears. Five past eight I'm on the beer
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After a week, the wife's out on the street,
With her suitcases her bed and three piece suite
The dog came running home, the wife's all on her own,
And my heart pumps piss.
©1993 The Macc Lads
N.B.- There are She-ite Moslems and Sunni Moslems- (We think its a bit like proddy dogs and left footers, but were not quite sure).
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They prob do but never will the gigs in 94 and 95 the buzz had gone it looked like.
LaidbackHerotyke 5 months ago
I wonder if the lads from macc realise how many people would love to see em tour again?
monkeyboy6676 1 year ago 2
bring back the macc lads fuck the pc bridge
angergrinder 2 years ago 2