10 Let's Hear it for the Boy [Bombalurina/Pouncival]

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Uploaded by on Aug 21, 2009

So, um... wow. What an odd pairing. But, it had to be done. They both worked so well for their characters of Rusty and Willard. And there's your cast. Oh, and I decided to make Jennyanydots as Willard's mom. So... Yeah. Here's the script, copied verbatim:

Rusty: Arrgh!
Ariel: Let me guess. Willard's acting weird.
Rusty: So it's not just me?
Ariel: Rusty, you and Willard have been weird since kindergarten.
Rusty: But tonight is different. This is the first time we've ever left Bomont together. (Gasps at a sudden realization.) Maybe we don't travel well.
Ariel: Rusty, it's just a car ride!
Rusty: (frenetic.) But that makes it like a first date, doncha see? Oh, I should've seen the signs. The whole way up here I had to do all the talking. All he said was, "Uh-huh, mmm-hmmm, uh-huh, mmm-hmmm." You know what that means, doncha? My baby's in a panic!
Ariel: Now, don't make yourself crazy. Come on. I'll dance with you.
(They join the two-steppin' crowd; lights come up on Ren and Willard.)
Ren: You okay? You seem jumpy.
Willard: That's why I'm having a beer. Mama says I can have one beer or one cigarette, but if I have both I should never come home again.
Ren: Willard, c'mon. What's up? You finally go out on a date with Rusty...
Willard: Hold on, hold on! Is this a date? You asked me to go for a ride. You told Ariel to invite Rusty. It's more like I'm on a date with you.
Ren: And you look so handsome tonight.
Willard: Thank you. But you stuck me in the back seat with a crazy woman who won't stop moving and talking!
Ren: She's excited to be with you.
Willard: Oh, well. Sure. But the problem is...
Ren: Yes?
Willard: Between you and me?
Ren: Uh-huh?
Willard: (With difficulty.) I can't do it.
Ren: Oh. "It?" (Willard nods.) You can't do "it?"
Willard: No, sire.
Ren: Well, that's okay, Willard. It's only the first date.
Willard: Right.
Ren: You don't have to do "it" on the first date. Even in Chicago some people don't do it on the first date.
Willard: Really?
Ren: I swear.
Willard: Well, that makes me feel a lot better.
Ren: (Starts back to the dance floor.) Great! Then let's dance!
Willard: Dance? Dance?! What the hell do you think I'm talking about?
Ren: When you said you couldn't do "it," I thought you meant...
Willard: What? (It dawns on him.) Oh, that?! Hell, any idiot can do that! (Pointing to the dance floor.) I can't do this! I can't dance!
(Everybody turns to Willard and freezes; from across the dance floor, Rusty wails:)
Rusty: Whaaaaat?!
(The Cowgirls rush to her; the Cowboys converge on Willard.)
Cowboy Bob: (To Rusty.) D'ja hear that? You boyfriend says he can't dance!
(General reaction; Ren tries to calm the mob.)
Ren: Now, c'mon! Give the guy a break.
Bowboy Bob: But that ain't natural!
Band Member 1: It's like riding a bike.
Band Member 2: Or falling off a log.
Bowboy Bob: It's as easy as learning to swim.
Willard: I can't swim.
Bowboy Bob: Hey, fellas! Whaddya say we push 'im in the pool!
(The cowboys and Ren pull Willard into a huddle; lights down on them, as the focus shifts to the girls. A wisecrackin' Cowgirl questions Rusty:)
Cowgirl: Darlin', darlin', your boyfriend has two left feet and you had no idea?
Rusty: None.
Cowgirl: Didn't he never take you in his arms and sweep you off your feet?
Rusty: Not yet.
Cowgirl: Didn't he never whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
Rusty: No! But that's not how it is with me and Willard. (The cowgirls all scoff.) No, really! Willard has a lot of hidden talents. I mean, just look at him.)
(They turn to watch as the cowboy circle opens to reveal Ren showing Willard a rudimentary step; Willard fails miserably; the music stops. Ren pulls Willard back into the cowboy huddle. Lights down on them. The girls turn to Rusty.)
Cowgirl: Uhhhh... you were saying?
(Rusty smiles sheepishly, then suddenly turns front and sings:)

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Uploader Comments (mutinykitty)

  • Eeep! I love this pairing ^_^ & this is too cute!

  • thanks!

  • aww!! that was adorable lol

  • thanks ^^

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  • Great Job!!! I love it!!!!

  • Love it.

  • Great Job!!!!! I love it!!!!

  • footloose and cats to things that should be paired together like pears and peaches

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