GROUCHO SAID

As a confirmed satyr it would be churlish of me not to try and take advantage of the wash of female emotion and suppressed lust that is swilling around the world today. With Valentines Day over most of the women in the world are wondering why they bother.
Well ladies..
I am that reason

I seem to be getting older, day by day
Entropy is a bitch, cant seem to keep it at bay.
But Ive got this plan running round my head
Its based on something that Groucho once said.
He said youre only as young as the woman that you feel.
I can see where hes going with that, its not that surreal
I just need a bevy of willing young girls.
So I can give his theory a whirl

Chorus
Come on girls, heres your chance to save my life
Dont panic Im not looking for a wife
Just pop on round so I can make you squeal
Then I can be as young as the woman that I feel

Ill offer you coffee or a glass of Merlot
Dont stand on ceremony, theres no hurry for you to go..
Just form an orderly queue outside my door
Then I can be like James Bond with pussy galore
(you know it makes sense)

Think of this as an experiment, in applied biology
Youll be making history if this actually works you see
The secret of eternal life, we might find
But if it dosent work.. well, never mind
(its a sacrifice Im prepared to make)

So girls apply at once, dont delay
Im getting older every passing day
Just Email me immediately at www
So you want to live forever you dirty old bastard.
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[4846steven]

another 5 golden stars my friend i have enjoyed all these songs

smiles

[monello198]

thank you Steven...

thank you for all your awesome comments

lol

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[ripper778]

5 stars you old git ;)

LMAO

[monello198]

cheers mate, and that's randy old git if you don't mind

lol

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[jimmymac30]

You may be bad to the bone ("I make an old woman blush, I make a young girl squeal." ~ G. Thorogood)

[monello198]

it's what you do with that bone that counts

lol

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[only1anne]

You're pretty funny)! Yeah... i'm smilin' ;)

[SirMichaelOfMerlot]

ha ha ha

glad to be of help

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[HermanHanauer]

Thank you Isolde for sending me Monello.

Thank you Monello for giving strength to the ones who need it.

[jimmymac30]

that's just me ~ stubby fingers, hazy cognition, and a compulsive streak

[monello198]

actually i preferred your original riposte.. nothing like a good typo

lol

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