The Farmer's Daughter (The Assumption Song)

The farmer's daughter. Originally made for a funhouse in New York.

Lyrics:

There once was an old farmer that lived on a rock,
He sat in the meadow, just shaking his FIST
at some boys who were down by the prick,
Their feet in the water, their hands on their MARBLES
and play things and at half past four,
They came a young woman, she looked like PRETTY
young creature, she sat on the grass
She pulled up her dress, and showed them her RUFFLES
and laces and white fluffy duck,
She said she was learning a new way to BRING
up the children so they would not spit,
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling REFUEES
and litter from yesterday's hunt,
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her EYES,
at the fellow down by the dock,
He looked like a man with a size of a HOME
in the country with a big fence out front,
If he asked her politeley she'd show him her LITTLE
pet dog who was subject to fits,
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her SMALL
tender hands with a movement so quick,
and then she'd bend over and suck on his CANDY,
So tasty, made of butterscotch,
and then he'd spray whip cream all over her COOKIES,
that she had left out on her shelf,
If you think this is dirty you can go **** yourself!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• farmers
• daughter

[onlycrit1995]

I prefer the real video but not bad

[BojanHammer]

damn, show this song to a 5 years old kid and compare his answers with urs... OLD PPLS ARE PERVERTED! xD

[TehCrazyMilk]

@BojanHammer

More like 5 year olds are stupid. *cough*

[joshhutchersonpeeta]

My friends sing this!! It's weird....

[cuppycakegrl13]

Love it

[internet932]

Funny-

[mcgyvr2009i]

"If you think this is dirty, you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!" lol Love that part

[aaliyahluvspandas123]

lol my friend sings this in class all the time. . . .

[slash8915]

Well obviously this wasn't it.

[slash8915]

I agree. The laughing ruined it. Very annoying.

[MazzieLOVEjedward]

The fake laughter ruins it :L

[caligurl163]

umm..disturbing..i just wanted to listen to a clean country song!!