HARRY POTTER SONG!

In which Hank sings "This is Not Harry Potter. Lyrics below.

Also, join Hank as he plays games at http://www.youtube.com/hankgames

Subconsciously inspired by Horrible Fiction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG_qoto8-lM


Something just occured to me as I was reading
another book I'd heard was the next big thing
I thought what would I give, if it could be true
If I could ever feel again the way I felt when I read you
I'd pay a million galeons
Or Dress up like I go to beauxbatons
I'd tattoo my head with a lighting bolt
I'd pawn my wand and firebolt




But no matter how many good things I'm told
Everything I ever read turns out to be leprechaun gold

It's been so many years no matter how I try
to read more young adult fiction
I keep coming up dry
it's like water water everywhere and not a drop to drink
my frustration and my agony have pushed me to the brink
I keep tilting back the glass but I never taste the water
it seems no matter what I read I think "this is not harry potter."

I was pretty impressed with frankie landau banks
but compare saving the world with a few epic pranks
There is no monoploy on non-human people
there's faerie's buggers talking cats and nac mac feegle
And thirteen little blue envelopes
Was fantastic but my sneakoscope
would be flashing and spinning if I said
That it was the best book I've read
And you gotta know that this is no joke
That I also read books that my own brother wrote

It's been so many years no matter how I try
to read more young adult fiction
I keep coming up dry
it's like water water everywhere and not a drop to drink
my frustration and my agony have pushed me to the brink
I keep tilting back the glass but I never taste the water
it seems no matter what I read I think "this is not harry potter."

And in the darkest hours, of my darkest nights
I found myself curled up with twilight
And I couldn't help but wonder as I ravenously read
can you avada kedavra the undead
'cause edward cullen totally has it comin'
and if he saw voldemort he'd better start runnin'
cause there's not much that the dark lord and i
could agree on but I think that we would both hate that guy
Sir nicholas de mimsy porpington
Is a character name that, all by itself, is better than breaking dawn

It's been so many years no matter how I try
to read more young adult fiction
I keep coming up dry
President Snow is no voldemort
Diagon Alley is cooler than Ankh Mor Pork
And Lyra Silvertoungue is Mrs. Coulter's Daughter
That's a good plot twist but it is not harry potter.

CHORDS
lyrics
[A] - - - [G] - - -
[A] - - - [G] - - -
D A G D
G D A D
F#m - G -
A - - - D - - -
G - - - A - - -

CHORUS
D - G D
A - G D
F#m - G -
A - - -
D - G -
A - - -
G - - -
D - - -

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• harry potter
• deathly hallows
• vlogbrothers
• assassin's creed
• accio deathly hallows
• hank green
• nerdfighters
• song

[pyrokineticaura]

did anyone else think Voldemort kinda did meet him and... well he didn't run and Voldemort won

[8missJZ8]

I feel your pain Hank -_-

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

I don't think Toby invented Let's Play :/

[TheEliannaH]

I wonder what you'll think of J. K's new book?

[awesomeDJisme]

First: Hunger Games vs Harry Potter.... Harry Potter competing in the Hunger Games?

Second: DON'T DIS WARRIORS!!! Especially if you're going to get the facts wrong! The cats do not TALK, at least not as we know it; the books are merely translations. I've loved the books for years, and now I run a Warriors rp website...Nerdfighters?

And third: I LOVE THE SONG!!! <3 Just stop wrecking precious books!

[EtherealOhitoyoshi]

President Snow isn't voldemort but in my personal opinion he's way scarier than voldemort. Mostly because I believe that if magic hasn't existed by now it wont happen in this planet (it might exist but we don't know it), but we have nothing to say Panem wont one day be all that's left of us, and maybe a SNOW will come

[sniimper]

Wow, I was so surprised when you mentioned the Golden Compus! Or at least, that characters in it! But even though that was a great series, it doesn't beat Harry Potter.

[FirstFallSnow]

Goddamn it Hank, don't do that to the pages!

[xAmerhax]

Hunger Games is not as good as Harry Potter in my opinion! But it still is amazing!

[RinaPurple98]

YOU'VE READ ENDER'S GAME!!!!

[markisonlin3]

The A Song of Ice and Fire series has been pretty good as a replacement for Harry Potter. But it isn't young adult fiction.

[JackieintheBooks]

And then there was Hunger Games