JOHN GREEN IS FAT.

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In which John discusses his diet, which has netted him a 15-pound loss. He also discusses the brilliant and hilarious facebook group John Green Is Fat, which you can join here

Nerdfighters: You are awesome.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• diet
• weight
• loss
• nerdfighters
• dieting
• fat
• overweight
• awesome
• hilarity

[tsunayoshisawada]

Don't feel bad, I've gained about 165 pounds since 1995... that may also be because I was born in 1995.

[DeezyWheezy]

John every time you talk about how much weight you've lost since Henry was born, I envision a pregnant John Green...and that's not an image I want to take with me.

[studiounluck]

HOLY SHIT DAS RACIST

[funerdboy]

the origins of pizza john. life = complete

[GfNitro]

kinda want to try that taco...pizza...pizza taco?

[AxolotlsAreCuteLol]

John, your not fat, your cuddly ^.^

[shahoney]

I've gained 20 lbs. since high school 8 years ago. HOLY SHIT I DON'T WANT TO GET FAT LIKE JOHN. MUST EXERCISE NOW xP (that, or have a baby).

[stormbird08]

Did he say since Henry was born? Two years ago when this video was made? How old is Henry? Am I old. PANIC!!!!!

[NinjaTrixxr]

Anybody notice the pony and creepy Santa Claus on the shelf in the background? They're kind-of scaring me.

[bluebanshee3]

1:52---pizza hair!

[shibunnyroxx]

Did he... Just make that reference? Okay, I admit. That joke had to be made.

[thatwhichisgiven]

Dude... I don't think you're fat. At all.

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS WORLD AND ITS CONVOLUTED PERCEPTION OF WEIGHT?!?!?!