A Day That Will Live in Infamy

Bernanke rescinded his status as Foreign Policy Magazines Number 1 Global Thinker, and proceeded to take a long hot bath with a sharp knife and a precariously balanced toaster.

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[NachoVidio]

I got cold hard cash from the government and all I had to do was send in all my unused boners that were hanging around the house, the ones I never used in my drawers, cabinets, and the one I was going to save for my grandchildren.

[OMGItsJousis]

cash for boner?

I'd be richer than the government is in debt.

[TheMasterNull]

"Too big not to fail"

I see what you did there



[UIWWildthing]

@CleanHappyGlock What does Hogan, Nash and Hall have to do with this?

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

Hold it... Cash for what?

[layzergun]

@NachoVidio Teehee, hard

[musicmister20102010]

cash for 'bone & stone' program

[Kolfritz]

Ca$h for Boner$ HAHAHAHA! That's just EPIC!

[macchappy]

@viralistique get Google chrome, it blocks most of them.

[viralistique]

damn youtube ads

[ffinfinity1]

In the long run its a good thing, idiots cant propagate now.

[bcm823]

I'd be the world's richest man if I was paid for every single erection I get.