Abstinence Pledge

The best way to stay innocent while also being dirty...

Starring
Chris Arnst, Michael Ciriaco, Ellen Diner, & Craig Robinson

Written & Directed by
Alex Mathews

Special Ed Films is
Michael Ciriaco, Tim Hahn, Tim Marrinan, Alex Mathews, & Ian Robertson

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• special
• ed
• films
• sketch
• comedy
• abstinence
• pledge
• sex
• cheerleaders
• drag
• queens

[SecularLibertarian]

Fuck abstinence!

There is nothing wrong with having sex, even if they are underage & unmarried.

[txmcxlx]

I was all for abstinence until one night when I got a cock in me. Now I just want that feeling all the time.

[Nickkyyy17]

LOL this video is awesome XD

[SmileysRevenge100]

I like how all the balloons are phallic shaped.

[NIN1995]

The day religion dies is the day we evolve as humans and release our selves from victimization mind set and the mind control that comes with. Abstinence is a form of mind control. "Don't do this or you'll get pregnant and die!" is the kind of mentality they give you. Kids are curious creatures and when you say "forbidden fruit!" they say "yum!". So really abstinence works against self more often than convince people to be so.

[emoshady95]

@davlor86 it's called self respect

[emoshady95]

@davlor86 It's called self respect and morals. Doesn't really rely on religion kid

[emoshady95]

@SecularLibertarian People have the right to have self respect if they want to, asshole

[davlor86]

im sure the day religion dies, most of people will see abstinence as a complete joke.

[davlor86]

@txmcxlx lol

[snowman4839]

This is fucking hilarious