The Hairiest Pork Scratching Ever?

Quiz night at pub and we were tucking into our salt fix; a round of crisps, nuts (dry roast and regular, of course), Bacon Fries, Monster Munch, Scampi Fries and, last but not least, pork scratchings. Now, pork scratchings are, as we know, the barrel-scraping element of pub snacks, but somehow they just have to be had by the time you're into a couple of pints. (A bit like having a doner kebab afterwards.) Gross though they are, we all voraciously consume them... Oddly though, no-one was particularly keen to ingest this particular specimen.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pork
• scratching
• hairy
• greasy
• disgusting
• pub
• snack
• hairiest
• greasiest
• grossest
• gross
• yuk

[rhosoftherovers]

That's pretty gross! Nearly as bad as when I bought a piece of crackling from Morrisons and it was clearly a large section from the snout and eye....couldn't eat it!

[scottytrotter]

@rhosoftherovers : Mmmmm.  Yum! hehehe!

[sammy102]

If you send it to me I will film myself eating it.

[scottytrotter]

@sammy102 : Well, I've still got it, so if you send me a (private) message with your address in it I'll definitely mail it to you. I look forward to seeing your vid. Maybe afterwards you'll want to do one of those Ipecac vids as you flush it out of your system! :-D

[AnonGuitars]

Did anyone even lick it?

[scottytrotter]

@AnonGuitars : I feigned putting it in my mouth but baulked at the last moment as my gag reflex set in!

[ashens]

There's a fine line between pork scratching and werewolf scab.

[Darkbeatdk]

That's human scalp

[TenWhoWereTaken]

I had some belly pork with a nipple still attached.

[millsy1804]

I bet he ate it afterwards

[mrnachonovo1]

if you lick the hair it tickles your tongue.

[GAM08LFC]

pork scratchings r fuckin discusting

[slobjob13]

Reminds me of an ex girlfriend... I won't say why.

[defetz123]

Yes, I did look up 'pork scratching' on youtube!

[spyrocapture9]

LOL id just eat it the hair dosent taste of anything anyway soo why not! XD

[SgtAndrewM]

i've had a hairier one, it was in a mr porky packet.