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Uploaded by on Mar 25, 2011

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

RiffTrax was caught up in the Twilight frenzy, and not surprisingly, given that we are staffed almost exclusively by 13 year-old girls. So when we heard rumors of the feature film—the whispers of John Goodman being cast as Edward were especially worrying—we sent so many texts beginning "OMG!!!1!!!!11!!" we nearly shut down our SMS service.

At the movie's premiere we were there among the throngs, shrieking with girlish glee when Robert Pattinson got out of his limo (it turns out we had mistakenly gone to the premiere of The Changeling and were actually shrieking for John Malkovich, but the point still stands.) And when it was finally released on DVD we ruined our first three copies by hugging them too much.

But we've overcome these obstacles to give you the best RiffTrax for a sparkly-emo-vampire film that we know how to make, and we say with as much humility as we can muster, that's a pretty darn good sparkly-emo-vampire RiffTrax! Turn off that Ashley Tisdale download, tell the clerk at Hot Topic you'll buy that hoodie later, and cozy up with Mike, Kevin and Bill for the mopiest RiffTrax ever!


http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

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Uploader Comments (RiffTrax)

  • This movie unwatchable even with the RiffTrax. I tried to do it but I cannot get past the first 30 minutes.

  • @KingOfMadCows That's when it starts to get really good!

  • geeks

  • @psycobilly1959 You say that like it's a bad thing!

  • Line, LINE!

  • @Steverules9 Line?

Top Comments

  • when he said tentacle hentai, i lost it.

  • "Just driving 60 mph through the parking lot like I always do!" LMAO

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  • Forest Whitaker should've let Bella die of that seizure in the panic room.

  • Edward Cullen's kind of like Caesar Romero's Joker

  • Line?  Line?

  • Sigh... I had to work up the courage to watch this.

  • LMAO the Benny Hill part at the end was great

  • "What and stuff?" Is possibly my favorite.

  • @ShinChuck You should be proud because I wish he was my dad.

  • Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llladies ... 

  • "Your hand is so cold."

    "How cold is it?!"

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