Re:Your Brains - Jonathan Coulton (High Quality With Lyrics)

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Uploaded by on Feb 21, 2010

Please can you guys check out my other channel www.youtube.com/admiralbjorn!

The most epic song ever created :D No copyright infringement intended, everything belongs to the God Jonathan Coulton.

Lyrics :

Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming

*cue L4D2 horde*

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

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  • this song is epic

  • Be free, My child!

    *BOOM*(blows away zombie)

    Balm for your affliction!

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  • lol

    

  • High Quality my ass.

  • the one person that dislikes this song is the zombie singing in this song

  • I love this song!!!!!

  • Bub eats anything.

  • yum brains :O

  • f g

  • Aww it Bub! I love Bub, hes the best zombie ever to live.. or re-live?

  • You have alerted the horde

  • LEFT 4 DEAD 2!

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