Obama's Holiday Failures

If you don't know who PR is: http://www.youtube.com/user/ProportionalResponse

For those who seriously think this is an anti-Obama video:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm
According to Rick Perry, Barack Obama, during his term as President of the United States has engaged us in a war on religion. According to Fox News, there's also a war on Christmas afoot during this holiday season, and I speak to you good people today to vent my complaints that Obama must go. I can no longer support a commander in chief that has been so utterly ineffective at ending, let alone winning wars on such easily defeated matters as Christmas. How on earth is Obama supposed to tackle the wars on such monstrosities as drugs and terror if he can't even handle ancient myths and holiday cheer?
It's Christmas Eve now and I haven't seen a scrap of progress on either of the fronts that Rick Perry and Fox News have claimed Obama has wages his wars on! There Claymation specials from the 70's on TV, multi-colored lights in my neighbors windows, presents from my family in my home, and just days ago, at the grocery store the clerk wished me a merry Christmas. I haven't seen a single body bag containing an elf or portly and generous saint. I haven't seen one person put behind bars for his or specific yule tide greetings, and not one report has been confirmed of our progress towards dropping nukes on the north pole. What the hell do you think you have the nuke codes FOR, Barack- bragging rights? I've been eating Christmas candy and cookies for the last two days without one scrap of resistance from a country that USED to have pride in its military prowess.
Oh, and don't get me started on how pathetic our "commander in chief" has been in his war on religion. Not only have the churches in my area NOT been bombed, ran-sacked, or bulldozed, but they're some of the nicest, best-maintained buildings in the whole city! Students are free to pray to whatever Gods they please, as much as they want in public schools, as long as they aren't being forced to. The Christian bible is sworn on in public courtrooms, where the 10 commandments of its old testament are still posted, our national currency still states "In God we Trust," and get this- Obama even asks for God to bless America at the end of his speeches! What kind of backwards, incompetent excuse for a war chief is this Obama character?
I'm so disgusted by our current president's poor performance, and inability to really commit to the causes he sets out for, that I'm embarrassed to admit I voted for him in 2008. So I certainly won't be wasting a vote on this wishy-washy, indidual in 2012. I'm voting for someone with integrity. I'm voting for someone who's actually politically savvy, and who I can trust to roll up his sleeves and win the war on religion. I'm voting for Proportional Response. Happy Holidays.

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[littlesenseatmost]

I get the sarcasm but stick to philosophy related stuff. Depressed skeptic has to be my fav. Of your videos so far

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@littlesenseatmost Thanks for the advice, but you're not the only person who watches my videos. If I only made the ones that you like, the 400+ people who liked this one would have missed out.

[terra61]

I'm not even american and this is fucking hilarious

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@terra61 Your sense of humor seems to grasp this video better than that of several American viewers who failed to detect my sarcasm.

[1955RodHot]

I certainly wish there WAS a war on religion- it's a long time overfuckingdue. I have to drive past billboards asking me to 'Keep Christ in Christmas'. These idiots don't even know that Christmas is a pagan celebration of the winter solstice the Christians reverse-engineered and marketed as their own Jesus birthday celebration (after they had attempted to stamp it out and failed). Any honest biblical scholar will tell you the commonly accepted Christmas story is a bunch of bullshit.

[Youmasteryourcicada]

@MoralRapist Sarcasm is hardly an ideal way to respond to sarcasm.

LOL sarcasm.

[scrtwpnx]

@MoralRapist sarcasception

[Climbatiz]

oh how fun i think a real War on Religion would be, too bad it's unlikely to happen anytime soon and when it does i suppose it will be fought diffrently than wars fought today... anyways, very funny video, thanks for the laugh :}

[blancol]

I'd vote for Proportional Response without a second thought. Unless for the tiny irrelevant fact that I'm not even American...

[MoralRapist]

@GrapplingIgnorance i was replying to your sarcasm with sarcasm. thought you would get it.

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@GrapplingIgnorance Most people seemed to get it. I wouldn't call it "impossible." Sorry you missed it.

[Brig4der]

@GrapplingIgnorance Your voice had the same somber tone similar to your other videos which made it improbable to conclude you were being sarcastic unless one read the second link in the description.