Under My Tree

This is a song i wrote for a forum i practically live on.

I woke up on the 25th of december
feeling so ill all because i was so hungover
i went downstairs to see what had been left for me
and what i found was more than ill ever need

Under my tree, santa clause lay dead
with more than three bullets in his head
he came to my house first before anyone else
so ive got all your gifts and im keeping them for myself

dan dan got a camera for taking pictures of his dick
trinny got something for her vagina (eek, it makes me sick)
and hannah got a man all wrapped up in just a bow
Eis, well he got his merry xmas ho ho ho!

Under my tree, santa clause lay dead
with more than three bullets in his head
he came to my house first before anyone else
so ive got all your gifts and im keeping them for myself

PDB got the deeds to a scrap metal yard
it came with lots of lube so it wont hurt when he gets hard
Mr bash he got a truck load of cuban cigars
and girlbassplayer got her very own public bar!

Under my tree, santa clause lay dead
with more than three bullets in his head
he came to my house first before anyone else
so ive got all your gifts and im keeping them for myself

Felinewolf she got a riding crop and pony things
And so did stars (for completley different reasons)
speedo got his name changed back to jehote
which i dont think is said how its wrote!

oh phalaeo she doesnt know, but she'll be getting crabs
from pdbsg whos getting lots of woman flaps
bad kittys getting doll parts
shes a big lesbo at heart
and ill be getting bum love!

Under my tree, santa clause lay dead
with more than three bullets in his head
he came to my house first before anyone else
im so glad my trap worked cus now ive got your stuff for myself

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Music
• acoustic
• guitars
• comedy
• friends
• christmas
• piercings
• hangover
• fun
• random

[yurokkmahsoxx]

what a xmas treat. loved it!

[mynameisheatherokay]

cool

[yugiohtay]

that rocked but my little brother say "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[borntodance96]

what the...........................­...?

[scalyflowerz]

Pretty sure I wasn't in this song!!! :P I forgive you though...it makes me want to bob my head :P

[ferrig015]

Love it...even if I'm not in it

You should do part 2

~<3~FrigZ

[zakarrah]

Awesome Ryan!!!!You rock..

[debzoo2]

Ryan you rock!