The Chieftains - "St. Stephen's Day Murders" featuring Elvis Costello

The Chieftains with Elvis Costello - "St. Stephen's Day Murders" from the album "The Bells of Dublin"


Lyrics:

I knew of two sisters whose name it was Christmas
And one was named Dawn of course, the other one was named Eve
I wonder if they grew up hating the season
Of the good will that lasts till the Feast of St. Stephen

For that is the time to eat, drink and be merry
'Til the beer is all spilled and the whiskey is flowed
And the whole family tree you neglected to bury
Are feeding their faces until they explode

There'll be laughter and tears over Tia Marias
Mixed up with that drink made from girders
And it's all we've got left as they draw their last breath
And it's nice for the kids as you finally get rid of them
In the St. Stephen's Day Murders

Uncle is garglin' a heart-breaking air
While the babe in his arms pulls out all that remains of his hair
And we're not drunk enough yet to dare criticize
The great big kipper tie he's about to baptize

His gin-flavoured whispers and kisses of sherry
His best crimble shirt slung out over the shop
While the lights from the Christmas tree blow up the telly
His face closes in like an old cold pork chop

And the carcass of the beast left over from the feast
May still be found haunting the kitchen
And there's life in it yet we may live to regret
When the ones that we poisoned stop twitchin'

There'll be laughter and tears over Tia Marias
Mixed up with that drink made from girders
And it's all we've got left as they draw their last breath
And it's nice for the kids as you finally get rid of them (rid of them!)
In the St. Stephen's Day Murders

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[Anniie0815]

This was my favorite (Christmas-) Chieftains song as I was a little girl (I'm now 16) and it still is <3 

[Erin Wert]

best christmas song ever

[fullhousewilson]

LUV this song! lost CD.. Gingers (i'm1) make BEST xmas-drinkin' music (Pogues-Fairytale/NY) THX4post!

IMO, not weird 4Xmas tunes 2B blue/dPress/violent. 'tis the season.. Mix to "taste": expectations, $/-$, family, clashing traditions& recipes, alcohol, screaming kids, sugar high, sugar low(!)~>>shake w/vigor, fold in nog, pour atop rox, stir, shoot, chase w/pnut brittle, peppermint, CC interest, tums & aspirin=>im/exPLOSION & JOY!

[Chikin1ninjas]

I've enjoyed this song for a long time, and only a few days ago realized that it was about murdering your relatives. O_o

[Anniie0815]

^^ haha okay, you're right :)

[armyof12monkeyss]

you're still a little girl lol. it was my favorite christmas song since i was really little too. (im 28 now)

[Brian Frey]

Where did I leave my rum & eggnog?

[Julia Abbott]

finally! My favorite Christmas song ever!