"The Rapture Confirmed For May 21, 2011" by Old Fart Rants

BE SURE TO COME BACK MAY 22nd FOR MY FOLLOW UP VIDEO! I saw this billboard in Hollywood last week - it says that Judgment Day is coming on May 21st, 2011, and to "Save the Date!" and you should "Cry mightily unto God for His mercy," because Jesus is coming back on Saturday, May 21st. So all you Christians, be sure to mark May 21st on your calendars now - I hope you'll be in the lucky 10% picked for eternal bliss! Everybody else mark May 22nd on your calendar, because after nothing happens on May 21st, we can spend the day laughing our asses off at a bunch of idiots! Oh and also, IHOP is giving away free pancakes on March 1st. Buy some Old Fart crap at: http://oldfartrants.com/store/

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[craqqer]

so you say the Harold camping followers and the Christians who don't believe him are the same...in that case you are the same as all non religious people and all of the serial killers and bank robbers and everyone like that are non Christians just like you so you are the same as them. Oldfart I get you hate Christians but you are being an ignorant douschebag and you think you are the better person

[oldfartrants]

@craqqer Nice try, but EPIC FAIL! I don't believe anything close what killers & bank robbers believe. You however believe the same exact nonsense that Camping's gang does - i.e. that a cosmic Jewish zombie wants you to worship him telepathically so he can remove sin all humans have from birth because a naked woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magic tree. Campings idiots are just a little more delusional insane than you - that's all. Same church - different pew.

[craqqer]

@oldfartrants what do you mean you don't believe anything close to what they believe? you both think the earth was made when two rocks ran into each other in space and somehow created human, animal and plant life and also water and everything. also you both don't dislike Christians and don't want to hear about God. Your both Atheists so besides some small differences your pretty much the same. Harold Camping believed that after you die you don't go to hell thats a big difference

[oldfartrants]

@craqqer Nice try again but if you believe in a cosmic Jewish zombie you're as mentally gone as they are. I'll make you a deal - you bring me irrefuteable, scientifically testable, secular evidence to support the magical claims of Christianity in the Bible and I'll give you $10,000. I'm not kidding - just provide the proof you seem to believe already exists. All you have to do is put the Bible aside, and prove Jesus is real from a 100% verifiable outside secular source. Deal?

[PraiseGODpraiseJESUS]

@oldfartrants 2) go live your life how you live it and live mine how i live it, and we will both find out the truth someday

[oldfartrants]

@PraiseGODpraiseJESUS As I've said in many videos - I don't give a rat's ass what people believe in. Hell, they can think there's a magic gnome under their porch for all I care. But when those people try to influence our laws, legislation, and society in general because they think the magic gnome wants them to, it's time to draw the line. If you want to believe fairytales in the 21st century fine by me as long as you obey the separation of church and state per the US Constitution. Deal?

[oldfartrants]

@PraiseGODpraiseJESUS Oh I want to see the proof - that's my whole point. The problem is there isn't any. Quoting scripture isn't proof. Faith isn't proof. Belief isn't proof. LET ME SCHOOL YOU: No one has ever presented irrefutable proof - ever! If they did, there would only be one religion, and that person would be the most famous person in history. Is that you? No one can prove something doesn't exist - the burden is on the one making the claim like you are. Go ahead - present your "proof".

[GokyBoo]

READ THIS PLEASE: Guys don't be confused about the may 21 , and the false Prophets , remember The bible says about them , and also about the others who will claim that they are jesus. and they will Decieve people , So stop be confused THEIR JOB IS to make you think all is FALSE and that there is not GOD! but they fullfilling the Prophecys by doing that! because bible says about all these things and when all *stop believing in god* thats one is also inside that they will lose their faith!

[blexehpossenior]

Dude it's past may21 get it through ur head it's not the end u dont know when god is coming he dosent say it in the bible all he says I'm coming soon

[WOAHitsKemo]

@zebrel10l when eve ate the apple she sinned. God told her not to eat of the tree of good and evil and she blamed the serpent for tempting her. When she sinned everything changed God punished women saying child bearing would be difficult and painful. And before in their time people could live for hundreds of years and were way taller! Everything on earth was beautiful and green and you could even talk to God. ! But since they sinned alot has changed.

[ZebreI10I]

i still don't know to this day what was god's problem if Eve ate that apple

nothing happened after Eve ate the apple, did it?

[TheRiffCalendar]

Only a week left now! :D