STDs: Gotta Catch 'Em All!

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Also, special thanks to Glenn, Amber, Armen, and everyone who was in the room when I wrote the original draft of this tune last October at AAC!

Poliwhirl played by BJ Thorne
Jigglypuff & Mom played by Justin Silverman
Additional vocals by Stephanie Holmes
Editing by Shawn Caple
Production oversight by Underbelly
Lyrics by brentalfloss

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LYRICS
I wanna get Chlamydia! Like no one's ever had!
Herpes inside my butt, and every kind of crab!
Humping strangers July to June, spreading my baby cream
I'm gonna set a record soon, it's always been my dream!
(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)
Across the map, I'll give and receive the clap
[CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP]
Oh, so come on down and take a tour through scabie-town
(STDs!)
Yeah! Like HPV, Hepatitis A B & C!
I do you and you do me, STDs!
Gotta catch em all!
Gotta catch em all!

Jizz!

My collection comes back in spades from Tokyo to Prague
I invented canc-syphill-aids and gave it to your dog! (Sorry)
Hey, is Lupus and STD? In that case, I will pass!
Is Ebola an STD? Haha-you bet your bloody ass!

(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)
Get on your knees, I'll give you mad cow disease!
(STDs!)
Oh my heart is yours, it's as open as my sores!
(STDs!)
My balls are blue, and purple and orange too!
By the way it's time you knew:
I poked your mom!
Gotta catch em all!
Gotta catch em all!
STDs!
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• Category

  Comedy

[lunk drufle]

its the theme to the jersey shore!

[supershadow64ds]

A fun new type of collectable.

[Roark787]

He'll die before he catches them all

[Alfa Lykos]

Your really don't know what STDs are? You must be to young for the internet then.

[toxikskull258]

sexual transmutation diseases

[Michelle Laney]

diseases you get from haveing sex.

[William Rose]

is it wrong of me to take pokemon card models, make 34 trading cards of stds and then triple it and give them out at school, get sent to the office and say, I got them in a pokemon pack, every one is playing it.

[thisissoodd]

remember to use pictures

[epicnerd905]

I know someone who could loan you some

[jjlsmailpage]

U DARE

[Andrea Darcy Bailey]

YOU TUCHED MY MOM?!?!