I thought the Lord of the Rings was more a shout out to your lover, Carson Daily, as you wanted him to rehost TRL. Meh, I am so behind the times, and behind you, with a knife.
That's it.. right there squatch, RIGHT THERE.. TO THE LEFT!
Indeed your fisting shows the rare maturity of a man who has plugged his arm up to his elbow in many a mammal, and indeed, one who has undoubtedly, furiously practiced many an hour on himself.
I thought you'd be curious about this one "FTMFFMRCWTFLOLED" which reads "From the motherless father fucking mother raping cunt wading tit fucking Lupine orgasming LiposuctionED" .. and of course Lord of the rings LMA PWNed speaks for zits self.
Obsquatch is a real bastard. First he kicks you out.. then he one stars you. You heartless cretin, this is just for you, or shall I say u:
I'm LMFAO & LMDO, U ROFLMAOCOPTERIZED LOLGASMING LOTRLMAPWNED FTMFFMRCWTFLOLED LOLPIZZLED LOLLINATED LOLIGATOR from the mystical land of LOL! Yeah! Take that you Blue head band wearing, pink thong waving , transformer watching , vinaigrette dressing drizzling, green thumbed, blue balled, pink brained meanie of a weinerless beanie!
*drops his pants and reveals his medieval chastity belt*
And that's just the first obstacle man. The diaper underneath is more impenetrable.. though I have been informed that it is quite impregnable.
Slice and hack away my betrothed. Let that chain saw rip, so that my splinterless sphincter, may at last and alas for my ass, be tinkered.
LupineL00pine 2 years ago
I thought the Lord of the Rings was more a shout out to your lover, Carson Daily, as you wanted him to rehost TRL. Meh, I am so behind the times, and behind you, with a knife.
obsquatch 2 years ago
That's it.. right there squatch, RIGHT THERE.. TO THE LEFT!
Indeed your fisting shows the rare maturity of a man who has plugged his arm up to his elbow in many a mammal, and indeed, one who has undoubtedly, furiously practiced many an hour on himself.
I thought you'd be curious about this one "FTMFFMRCWTFLOLED" which reads "From the motherless father fucking mother raping cunt wading tit fucking Lupine orgasming LiposuctionED" .. and of course Lord of the rings LMA PWNed speaks for zits self.
LupineL00pine 2 years ago
ANGRY!
I'm gonna try to translate this.
"I'm laughing my fucking ass off and lactating mamaries demand observation. Ultimately, receiving oppressive floggings limits my addiction on computer operated penis torture eventually redirecting internal zeal evoking dementia. Lacking other lubricants guarantees amusing solutions mimicking intimate nonabrasive gliding.
You sick fuck. In my mind I have inverted you via your butt.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Obsquatch is a real bastard. First he kicks you out.. then he one stars you. You heartless cretin, this is just for you, or shall I say u:
I'm LMFAO & LMDO, U ROFLMAOCOPTERIZED LOLGASMING LOTRLMAPWNED FTMFFMRCWTFLOLED LOLPIZZLED LOLLINATED LOLIGATOR from the mystical land of LOL! Yeah! Take that you Blue head band wearing, pink thong waving , transformer watching , vinaigrette dressing drizzling, green thumbed, blue balled, pink brained meanie of a weinerless beanie!
Is it fist time yet Ob?
LupineL00pine 2 years ago 2
I one starred you. For real. It was great.
obsquatch 2 years ago
~hugs for booted Krumbine~
combustication07 2 years ago
aw,... it does save the tatas...even if it is almost the MOST completely NON blue headband ever....
What if you gave him ONE more chance Obs?
I mean handicap kids don't get booted for being handicap... so Krumbine shouldn't either.
combustication07 2 years ago
Out?!
The humanity!
((hug))
AngloBaptist 2 years ago
No your pink headband = WIN
Because it saves BOOBIES!
XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX 2 years ago