BEST RAP VIDEO EVER!?

See the HD VERSION! http://youtu.be/JXF8iKXCmsg

It's a PARODY, yo! The title is meant to be ironic. Enjoy, and THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING! :)

Written, Directed & Edited by Greg Benson
Featuring: Payman Benz, Greg Benson, Phil Proctor & Enrique Gonzales
Cinematography: Chris Darnell
Crew: Sean Becker & Ricardo Ramos
Special thanks: Nelson Coates, Kim Evey, Apple Loops, Awkward Pictures & The Firesign Theatre.

Also check out Awkward Pictures:
http://www.youtube.com/awkwardpictures

Here be da LYRICS to the best rap video ever :

SLIPPERMAN: Yo, what up! Slipperman D in da house!
COOL G: Sup, D!?
SLIPPERMAN: Just hangin' with my slippers on, waitin' for ya, see?
COOL G: Well, if you're waitin' long then I must apologize. I know I was delayed from when I was s'pose to arrive.
SLIPPERMAN: That's aye-ite G, now everything is cool.
COOL G: Yeah, 'cept I ain't been feelin' well, I'm draggin' like a mule.
SLIPPERMAN: Yo, you better step back just in case you're contagious.
COOL G: I ain't sick like that, that would just be outrageous!
SLIPPERMAN: Better safe than sorry, cuz, you should see a doctor.
COOL G: Have you got one to recommend?
SLIPPERMAN: Yes, his name is Proctor.
DR. PROCTOR: Hey fellas, how ya doin'?
COOL G: Yo that was fast!
DR. PROCTOR: Well, I happened to be in the neighborhood and thought I'd make a house call.
COOL G: Help me, doc, it hurts when I sit down!
DR. PROCTOR: Well lie down on your stomach and I'll examine you. I think I found the problem!
SLIPPERMAN: Oh s**t!
COOL G: What's that!?
DR. PROCTOR: You had a dead raven stuck up in your colon.
COOL G: A raven? Yo, doc, tell me what that be?
DR. PROCTOR: It's a large black bird!
(awkward pause)
SLIPPERMAN: Okay, Dr. Proctor, well thanks for stoppin' by.
DR. PROCTOR: It's been my pleasure, I'll send you a bill.
COOL G: Man, that was lucky. He came just in time!
SLIPPERMAN: Yeah, he's a real smart doctor but he sure can't rhyme.
COOL G: Well there's more important things than rhymin'.
SLIPPERMAN: Like what?
COOL G: Like makin' sure you get the dead bird out your butt!

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[NickoliLion]

better than most rap nowadays.

[dolin35]

this is the best rap song ever

[DoctorwhofanDan]

what was it a parody of???

[symiharvey]

Epic rap bro!

[Edogui1]

WHO ARE THESE OLD LUSERS?????

[qisawesome1234]

stupid adds

[TheEvanwetzel]

Is it sad that I love this shit and want it to be on my ipod set to repeat?

[SFCRAFT]

:18 best part!

[SuPm0therfuk3r]

Wait, why is there a bird up his butt, no hate

[kittttygirl5]

thumbs up for the silent dude in the background

[mcdanielkiller]

I watch this video 100 times in a row yo!!!

Best rap ever!!!

[3AnarchyMan3]

best ridiculus rap video ever!?