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Uploaded on Apr 5, 2009

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! - Thats Direct Marketing

2. Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: Hes very rich. Marry him. - Thats Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, Im very rich. Marry me. - Thats Telemarketing

4. Youre at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, Im rich. Will you marry me? - Thats Public Relations

5. Youre at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me? - Thats Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - Thats Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. - Thats demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: Im rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him - Thats competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: Im rich, Marry me! your wife arrives. - Thats restriction for entering new markets

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  • FootballMGR

    Hey really love this video. I show it to my first year marketing class. It would be great if you used the remaining 6 sec to mention something for Social Media.

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  • dogangoko

    Thanks a lot!

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  • loly12369

    This video is awesome,

    We even use it in are" Economy Class'' as material

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  • dogangoko

    thanks for that :)

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  • p8ntballtwin

    That was awesome, thanks for making it!!

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  • dogangoko

    thanks for watching it.

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  • Hussein Fawaz

    Astonishing, simple and direct to the point

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    Hey, have you considered "Thousands for Surveys" (just google it)? At their site you can get valuable information about the right way to make an income online through responding to easy sets of questions. It helped regular people to work from the comfort of home and consequently enjoy economical freedom very quickly. Hopefully it will help you too.

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  • anh Nguyễn xuân

    great

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  • Billy Gavigan

    great video

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  • mecan79

    "harika" telaffuzdan okuyanın türk oldugu belliydi zaten

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