Marketing Concepts in Two Minutes

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! - Thats Direct Marketing

2. Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: Hes very rich. Marry him. - Thats Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, Im very rich. Marry me. - Thats Telemarketing

4. Youre at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, Im rich. Will you marry me? - Thats Public Relations

5. Youre at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me? - Thats Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - Thats Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. - Thats demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: Im rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him - Thats competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: Im rich, Marry me! your wife arrives. - Thats restriction for entering new markets

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• marketing in two minutes
• gokhan dogan

[loly12369]

This video is awesome,

We even use it in are" Economy Class'' as material

[dogangoko]

@loly12369 thanks for that :)

[p8ntballtwin]

That was awesome, thanks for making it!!

[dogangoko]

@p8ntballtwin thanks for watching it.

[MrMoneyeyez]

Very good use of pictures

[dogangoko]

thanks a lot

[Dustinpuffer]

Our lecturer just show this in our Marketing Principles class, very interesting and easy to remember

[katie2friends]

I love it, we watched it in my business class.

[RuningUphill]

best video on marketing i ve seen on youtube so far

thnx for posting it . . .

if u allow me i will use it for my lectures and other educational purposes

[ElFudgeMusic]

Now that is brilliant :P gotta show this to my teacher one day.

[missvivers400m]

haha that's brilliant! Come and teach my class :L

[George36th]

customer feedback and restriction to enter new markets were definitely the funniest, brilliant video =]

[ckent1984]

Well done

[butzloffrost]

hahahha! hilarious!!! great job!

[LouisaChanTheCoach]

Marketing 101!