Me a few Bombay Sapphires deep, singing J-Stew's unofficial theme song, "Weighson Sherbert".
Lyrics:
Cinnabon in my face
Fries all over the place
Dominos showed up too
Eight more slices will do
Please don't call me fat
Hey are you finished with that?
Can't fit in my jeans
My moley face is so tight
Bacon Covered Ice Cream
Do you think it's all right
For me to eat this way?
Just one more piece of lava cake
And a blue cheese covered steak
I'm so fat I'm famous
People say I'm a food pervert
Weighson, Weighson, Sherbert
Funnel Cakes and candy
Then some chicken cordon-bleu-ert
Creme bru lee son Chewart
Romey don't you know
My workout program has no cardio
I'm so fat I'm famous people say I'm a food pervert
Weighson, Weighson Sherbert.
My eating habits
Are affecting the show
Hard to book future guests
When my mouth is so full
Of creamy Mac & Cheese
Don't tell Rome about this please (Said with a mouth full of food?)
This Yogurt parfait's
Been in the fridge all day
Kyle Brought it for lunch
But now I have a hunch
I could sneak a bite
Afterwards you know I might
Wash it down with a large Sprite.
I'm so fat I'm famous
People say I'm a food pervert
Weighson, Weighson Sherbert
Funnel Cakes and candy
Then some chicken cordon-bleu-ert
Creme bru lee son Chewart
Romey don't you know
My workout program has no cardio
I'm so fat I'm famous people say I'm a food pervert
Weighson Weighson Sherbert.
Eating Alvin's Lunch
In the studio
Chomp Chomp
"Hey Stew where'd my sandwich go?"
"Not sure.... (mouth full of food)
Where'd you see it last?"
(whispered) Can't tell him
It's gone straight to my ass.
I'm so fat I'm famous people think I'm a food pervert
Weighson Weighson Sherbert
Funnel Cakes and candy
Then some chicken cordon-bleu-ert
Creme bru lee son Chewart
the coolest thing ever. i've played this 5x in a row. and i still laugh!
gluemanist1 5 months ago