Venger Satanis, stand-up comedian

Welcome to another disturbing facet of High Priest Venger As'Nas Satanis' world. This video is my first explicit attempt at comedy. Sure, it's a bit rough, but who doesn't bomb their first few times?

Thanks for watching. I'm planning on performing some open mike stuff sometime in January. Maybe I'll keep doing other stand-up videos if you guys enjoy what I create.

www.CultofCthulhu.net

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sam
• Kinison
• Jerry
• Seinfeld
• comedian
• Venger
• Satanis
• stand-up
• comedy
• Maria
• Bamford
• Cthulhu
• Cult

[satanicinternational]

Fuck ya brotha! Front page of SIN

[TheIchor]

@satanicinternational

Thanks, man. Not sure it's front page of SIN worthy, but I appreciate it. Have been working on new material and better presentation. Will be doing my 3rd open mic this coming week.

[razorbladekissss]

I would have never guessed you had public speaking issues! omg, did you stutter???? You definitely have impeccable speaking skill these days

[TheIchor]

@razorbladekissss

No, not really stuttering. Just self-consciousness to a degree where I was in a state of panic and dread. But that was over a decade ago. One can change a lot about themselves in only 7 years. That's what the Cthulhu Cult is all about: beneficial self-change!

[DarkF00L]

Dude, it's all about your deadpan delivery. Way to handle. NOW GET THAT SHIT ON STAGE! :)

[TheIchor]

@DarkF00L

Thanks, brother. I told you this vid would be a paradigm shift. ;) Will be working on this set and writing new material. I'll let you know what happens on stage.

[jaysonw74]

Ok, what I would do if I were you is smoke a big fat joint before you even think about doing comedy. I give you credit for putting yourself out there though.

[Verycuteyeah]

I did laugh at a few parts. XXX lobster, lol. x

[TheIchor]

@latingoth999

Thanks for the advice, brother. Happy new year!

[CelticWarrior1971]

Pretty funny dude. I like your delivery style, it's like you're all serious and shit and then here comes a joke. Lol. I liked the "hey my eyes are up here, yeah but your boobs are down there." Heh Heh. Good luck with your standup dude, hope it goes well for you.

[ninjafretshadow]

hell yeah.fav. line''venger still needs the pussy too''.fkn awsome.go for it.yes pussy control.this age of aquarius worrys me.a dude carrying the fkn water pitcher.fuk i already do the dishes.we gotta squash this from the inception.be well

[devilsaddendum]

What? When does the stand-up start??? Did I miss it? Seriously, I was waiting for it to begin until the very last minute of the video, when I finally realised it was never coming. Maybe I'm just too cynical to understand the comedy, but I doubt it, because I seem to understand all other stand-up acts I've seen. I'm.... at a lack of words. That was crap, man. And I'm not saying this to offend you, believe it or not.