DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me

The best song from the 1989 Will Smith album "And in this corner...".

Lyrics:

*Ladies and gentlemen you are about to enter the Twilight Zone.*

I was in a club, one Friday.
A lovely lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said, "Hello."
I said, "Hi, my name's Joe."
I was lyin', so was she.
She said her name was Donnie,
But her shirt said Marie.
She said, "You get to know me,
you'll never forget me."
I said, "Why?" Then she bit me.

Ouch!
That didn't hurt.
Kinda creepy,
But she ripped my shirt.
She poisoned me, I went to sleep.
I woke up at her house
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, '89,
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are... in the ignition.

I'm at her house.
It's a teepee.
No, it's a cabin.
No, a skyscraper.
No, it's an igloo... a shack.
Forget it, I'll go around back.
It's a castle with a moat.
How I get across... boat.

(Twilight Zone noise)
Shoo... I hate that sound.

I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no, that's Jeff.
He's invisible.
I went downstairs.
It's a loft.
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing aerobics.
No, yoga.
No, that's karate. *You killed my teacher!*
But what a body!

No, he wasn't there.
I'm tellin' you I saw him.
No, really... I saw him.
He was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
OK, I'm lying.

There she is,
Watching TV.
All My Children.
No, that's Cosby.
No, Speed Racer... Shaft.
No, that's Kimba.
My fault... the TV's off.

There she is, what a doll.
No, that's Chucky from Child's Play!
I kissed her
And she told me this is home.
I entered a dimension called the Twilight Zone...
Where anything can happen.

I'm rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your rhymes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it's over to Hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
I dare any rapper to step on stage
Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage.
I'm on a rampage!

Psych, I'm just kiddin'.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn't.
I thought that it would make the record dumb.
I guess I wasn't wrong.

Mary had a little lamb.
Her fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
So did Humpty Dumpty.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown...
Hickory, dickory, dock.

Got to use the bathroom now,
Psych, I was drafted.

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[SteelerJsun]

"You killed my teacher!" But what a body.

[soSpecialkay]

there she was watching tv, all my children, no that's, no its fraiser, shaft no thats kimba(?), no my bad, the tv's off loool

[ASoGBuzzkill1]

@sbrushfan smart person this sbrushfan! good to see

[makavelithedon2009]

Psych, I'm just kiddin'.

Jeff wanted to do that,

But I didn't.

I thought that it would make the record dumb.

I guess I wasn't wrong

the best part

[gzatronn]

ahahahahahah, i havnt heard this one since like 92

[gegenavy]

lol that was Girls aint nothin but trouble, wait I get it, funny

[ssomone]

This wasn't the original version from the album.. They cleaned this version up and added the last verse. ..Example instead of handing over his wallet the original version says.. " I hit her with a trash can and ran like hell"

[sbrushfan]

@BIGFATKOCK I beg to differ. He's a smart, talented, well-spoken BLACK man who parlayed his witty rhymes into a long career that has seen numerous hits and multi-platinum albums. He has kept most everything round of edge and accessible, while others sink to cheap swearing to get their kicks.

Will Smith is a black man. You, on the other hand, are the nigger.

[gutterman103]

ONe of my favorite songs when I was a kid! Rough like sandpaper hard like algebra!!

[gegenavy]

If you have some good subs, this song drops mad bass,,, and its got crazy rhymes,,,LOVE IT

[ilikescreamo1991]

i agree this song is the shit yo