JUST GENUFLECT

KILL SOMEONE IN MY NAME AND YOU GET 20% OFF A GREAT SELECTED ICON AND RELICS!!!

Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.........
;-}~

Well Im thinking of starting a religion
Ill be my own prophet, saint and monk
Other religions Ill re-hash, Ill make myself loads of cash.
Well, it seems a good idea when Im drunk
And Ill pinch a bit from all the others
Ill have Christmas, its so heartfelt
Ill keep the bits that are really nice, like virgins in paradise,
But I think Ill skip the semtex belt

Chorus..
So Im starting up my own religion,
With only the best bits in
From other faiths Ill take just a smidgeon
And Ill decide, whats a sin
So Im starting up my own religion,
Believe in me and you wont go wrong
Yes Im starting up my own religion,
And Im.. making it up as I go along


From Judaism I think Ill claim the Sabbath
Well its good to have an extra days rest
I wont start a holy war, or persecute through religious law
Those who dont say Im the best..
From Buddhism Ill take meditation
Relaxation now thats the key
From Rastafarians Ill take grass, catholic wine would be a laugh.
But I think Ill skip being nailed to a tree


Ill consecrate every bar that I enter
Ill bless you when you buy me a beer
And therell be laying on of hands, on women through out the land
Other peoples credulity is a great career
Ill take a small percentage of your wages
Just to cover expenses.. you see
And Ill tell you what you want to hear, no absurdity is too severe
Ill even have politicians that believe in me

Chorus + (as 2nd chorus tune)
So Im starting up my own religion,
Because frankly all the rest are shite
So Im starting up my own religion,
And Ill decide whats wrong or right
So Im starting up my own religion,
From now on my life will tax free
Yes Im starting up my own religion,
Because I believe in me...
Because I believe in ME.

IN: Hedonism, but only when kneeling
OUT: Eternal damnation as portrayed by Hieronymus Bosch.. (unless thats what does it for you)
IN: Selling of favours
OUT: Selling of religious relics (I like me as I am)
IN: Original sin
OUT: Original sin
IN: 72 virgins
OUT: 72 virgins
IN: Religious tolerance and an ecumenical understanding at closing time
OUT: Official pub closing hours
IN: Sainthoods for the lads
OUT: Female martyrdom
IN: Eternal life if you want it..
OUT: Simon Cowell
IN: Us
OUT: Them
IN: DILLIGAF
OUT: Fundamentalism
IN: ME !!

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• jew
• budhist
• catholic
• muslim

[streetspiritlive]

yeah she only has to hear your voice n she's purring furiously...

Gosh, i'm getting tired of this song, good as it is...

how many points do i get for killing you lol!

[monello198]

@streetspiritlive

more points than you can possibly imagine..

I shall change it..

;-}~

[streetspiritlive]

Well, the cat survived his operation, cost a small fortune though! I guess the prayers went well. I'd toke you up in celebration... but oh no, he quit that supposedly... hmm come to think of it, you're no fun anymore... guess i'll have to join another religion... Not! just teasing you! i don't believe in religion, i just like you that's all!!

[monello198]

@streetspiritlive

good old cat..

mine still purrs despite her age..

it would be heresy to turn away from the one true Monello!!

lol

;-}~

[waitaniwha]

The world's equilibrium hath been upset through the vibrating influence of this most great, this new World Order. Mankind's ordered life hath been revolutionised through the agency of this unique, this wondrous System-the like of which mortal eyes have never witnessed. Immerse yourselves in the ocean of My words, that ye may unravel its secrets, and discover all the pearls of wisdom that lie hid in its depths.

[monello198]

@waitaniwha

sounds like a load of Bahá'í to me...

Follow me and i will make you pissheads of men

bless you

;-}~

[jaknife99]

If you put the lyrics in the description I'll join and genuflect to you.

[streetspiritlive]

Easy for you to say!

You didn't have to pay the vet bill!!

Well, I had the choice of putting him down or pay...

he's happily tearing up the apartment as if nothing happened!

Hope that makes you happy as much as me,

though i just swatted him off my lap like he was a pest...

which he is!

Actually, mea culpa I pray for the demons instead Lol!!

[streetspiritlive]

Actually, this is one of your best songs!

Who needs religion, when we got Mikee!!

My cat is sick, but struggling along...

Say a prayer for him,

We can use all the blessings we can get.

And if you can turn water into wine, that would be even better!!!

Cheers Dear, well its Sunday, old school training and whatnot

Love, m ; ) !

[iaco4ever]

Mikee is me missed your good wine and your guitar! Nice!!*****

[streetspiritlive]

Cheers!!

Love, m ; }

[saffbrat]

@streetspiritlive

i can

without faith what are we?

;-}}~