Coach Kiffin takes advice from Coach Summitt
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Episode 3:
During the 2009 basketball season, Coach Summitt
was so disgusted with her fresh/soph dominated
womens bball team's "lack of heart" that she took the
unprecedented step of locking the girls out of their
locker room for the remainder of the season. It was
not until early in the 2010 bball season that they were
allowed back into the locker room after demonstrating
sufficient "heart" to earn back locker room privileges.
I realized that Coach Summitt's disciplinary skills were
exactly what the football team needed to rid it of it's
Fulmer era malaise. In this episode, Summitt shares
her coaching secrets with Lane Kiffin.
In my episodes, the blues background music always
plays when Kiff is in trouble or in the presence of
someone who can kick his butt. This is my only episode
with a clothed Kiffin, because he is scared that Summitt
will take him to the woodshed if she thinks he is being
disrespectful.
My episodes contain numerous references to Coach
Summitt. Humans have been playing organized sports
with balls of some sort (including leather wrapped heads)
for several thousand years, and Pat Summitt is probably
the best ball coach ever (sorry, Steve Spurrier). I love the
way this woman takes care of business...
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buttcheek
All4Vols 2 years ago