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The Downfall of Agile Hitler

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Uploaded by on Mar 20, 2009

Hitler goes crazy when he learns his team has not been following the tenets of the agile manifesto.

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  • Don't let Hitler talk to you like that! ...he's only the ScrumMaster!

  • LOL... "The next thing you assholes are going to tell me is we need to go back to waterfall!"

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  • @kbasing Its ok to embrace other things than science. But at the end of the day, science trumps everything. science explains everything. we are science. we eat sleep breathe science. my 2 cents

  • @billiepipersteeth Wow, you're a scientist? Oh deary me, that must make you a genius! Everyone knows that people who choose not to be scientists only do so because they are far too stupid to understand science. It's a fact that disliking science or having higher interests in other fields is impossible. Anyone who isn't a scientist just wishes they could be, but are too lacking in intelligence to get any closer than writing code. And words? Why, of course they only have ONE definition! Bravo, ass

  • Where did you get these subtitles, they are all wrong!

  • how many bad news can Hitler receive?

  • This has cheered me up today

  • @youmustbejoke Errrmmm,,,yes, but also no.

  • @billiepipersteeth Velocity is the rate of change of displacement, not distance. Nice try, but this code monkey has a Physics degree.

  • @detached9 You will find a definition of velocity (the scientist's version, not the code monkey version) anywhere else but here as this is the only place I have published it. Now run back to your scrum books and be told how to think, and follow your rigid set of rules without question and let them give you false re-assurance that this sort of nonsense is any kind of substitute for genuine experience and scientific aptitude.

  • @billiepipersteeth you're so smart you copy and paste definitions! yeah! you tell people they are morons! gtfo

  • now I think we're just fucked lol

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