ROM Hack Showcase - How to Waste Time on the Internet

"How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?" - Kavya

This is a gameplay video of Godman's hack "How to Waste Time on the Internet". It is a hack of Dragon Warrior (Dragon Quest) for NES. In this text hack, King Cutman orders you to learn about the reproductive system. This is a direct sequel to Godman's 1st hack, "Cutman's Bad Scizzors Day", but sadly, this hack here is unfinished. I played for a good while to point out what it has to offer, but in the end, I became insane and just let myself die. Godman's brand of humor just doesn't translate well in an RPG, I suppose. One positive, though: it lives up to its namesake. This may be the stupidest ROM hack known to man. Sorry, Godman...

Well, enjoy. I tried to.

Hack: How to Waste Time on the Internet
Hacker(s): Godman
Platform: NES
Rating: 10+ (for junior-high style humor)

I own nothing. Games are copyrighted to their respective owners and hacks are made by their respective hackers.
Video and gameplay by Ray N.

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[TheDemoniusX]

YES Annotations! beats hearing douche speak. I hate commentary unless it's a movie when they don't sound like idiots!

[theraynexperience]

@TheDemoniusX Indeed. It's why I did annotations. If I wanted to hear someone talk over a video, I better be watching MST3K.

[enderwign]

I want my 7 minutes back.

[theraynexperience]

So do I, my friend.

[moneymandate]

Incomprehensible hack is goddamn incomprehensible. I want to see a LP of this done by some shmuck so I can hear their cries of pain and madness

[TheAb0rtionist]

Let's enjoy goats and cheese together....

[Gigaspine7]

"Ray N. becslap!

The Attack was Futile and was dumb. GODMAN Scoffs You!"

This is the best thing.

[redneckpride4ever]

What the... I really don't know what to think...wow, this game would make me angrier than a queer with lockjaw on Valentine's day.

[hylianarmy0]

Why I hurt?

[DeeperBlueX16]

wow, dragon warrior sucks.

[Rozar505]

Cutman's Bad Scissor Day was awesome compared to this.

[Rachman1337]

What's up with Godman and his obsession with Cutman?