Gregory Samsung press conference announcing another National Hockey League expansion team for Toronto, Canada. The Bidiniband audience congregated in Kensington Market to sing the team hymn, "The Book of Hosers".
Thanks to all the nice people for being part of it, and to the cops for not tasering me.
You too, can sing along:
The book of Hosers is long and interesting
But everyones too drunk to lift the damn thing
Its full of toques and literature and hockey
And instructions for rolling joints
But I love it when you read to me
And you can read me anything
The book of Hosers has music in it
In fact thats where Neil Young comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just Platinum Blonde
But I love it when you sing to me
And you can sing me anything
But I love it when you read to me
And you can read me anything
The book of Hosers is long and interesting
And written very long ago
Its full of lives that are duct taped together
And lots of weed my buddy grows
But I love it when you give me things
You ought to give me wedding rings
I want to be like Geddy Lee
You have a dog with lotsa fleas
I dream of drinking from the cup
You can you lend me 20 bucks
"It's full of lives that are duct taped together"
I like that line!
emilygclarinet 2 years ago 3