Tactile Fremitus, November 2007
"Hemiathroplasty"
Hip, hip
Hip, hip
Femurs got some rotation
In external direction
Groin pain makes her feel bereft
Right legs shorter than the left
Patients turning eighty-six
Stable hemodynamics
Needs diagnostic imaging, its a broken
Hip, hip
Hip, hip
The radiograph aint right
Prep the OR for tonight
Its a femoral neck fracture
Break is intracapsular
Head is starting to necrose
Vessels can't anastamose
Needs hemiarthroplasty cuz its a broken
Now your hips a metal ball
Cant go near MRI no mo
Else your hip will fly across the room
Hip, hip
Else it will fly across the room
Hip, hip
LoL That's awesome
Gotta love medical parodies :D
HachikoStrawberry 2 years ago
hahaha pure gold.. and me being a medical student.. it's just genius.. haha
carfan2k2 3 years ago