Too Sick For Christmas

Spend a little Christmas with Jackie & Dunlap. Red State Update's Christmas album "Santa Is Real" now available for download! Spread a little Christmas cheer this season. Buy as a gift for loved ones on iTunes!

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Merry Christmas from Mr.Slaw and Red State Update.
Who is Mr. Slaw? From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_State_Update#Mr._Slaw_and_.22Cooking_with_Ja... : "Jackie's cooking show is regularly disrupted by visits from his friend Mr. Slaw, a sickly, pessimistic character who lives in a bowl of coleslaw. "Cooking with Jackie Time" and Mr. Slaw first appeared in the episode "Red State Update Retires"."

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music by William Sherry Jr.

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[banksnot]

I heard Mr. Slaw is training for the Boston marathon. Good luck.

[travisandjonathan]

Hurts me just thinking about it. All them poor runners, tryin to stay healthy. Oh Lord. They poor knees.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[tombstonetom]

Mr. Slaw may be sick, but somehow he looks better than I've ever seen him before.

[travisandjonathan]

It aint how you look on the outside, it's how you feel on the inside, and I feel terrible.

Signed,

Mr. Slaw

[ihypno]

Mr. slaw went on a reply marathon .YAY!

[salmonking007]

ah, Mr. Slaw

[calloway1972]

usfvs

[pcblah]

I'm sick the day after Christmas... Turns out Santa has not washed his hands and infected me with HIV jk jk I know Santa is fake and gay but I do hav a cold

[acgillespie]

Well, Its been fun Again

Enjoyed a beautiful white christmas

Ache free & sober as an Eagle

[bull068]

That's not funny. My brother died of Restless Leg Syndrome.

[Splangy1]

shut the fuck up Mr. Slaw. that was just the first thought on my mind

[acgillespie]

I sure hope Mr Slaw is better this year, last year I felt just like Him, But this year will be much better for me

[AshesOfHopeJT]

the brunette is the hotest woman I have seen in so long

[banksnot]

shu nuff.

[nikon005]

Is this suppose to be funny ?

[ThedmoPink]

Gee, Mr Slaw, i hope you feel better. I'm gonter take a pill my own self now. Murry Christmas!