Jesus' tip on Valentines Day

Oh boy! I sooo do not reccomend in today's world that guys should celebrate valentines day to get hooked on women and start womanizing!

But ah well. Jesus is going to tell you how to impress your girl without loveheart chocolates! Put a loveheart on a Jesus Shell instead of a cross and give it to a girl you love!

P.S. I did this to a friend of mine called Andy Thompson. NOO! I AM NOT GAY! It's just a valentines gift for a good singer!

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[Wayne2221]

thats great rowan.

[Subscribe4Jesus]

@Wayne2221 Shot wayne!

[alluurpo]

Who is there to say that this is jesus' tip? I think it's rather Rowan's tip, not Jesus'. If you really are a STRONG believer.... then can I ask.... WHY, did you say it's Jesus'?? The very first thing that came into my mind when I saw this was that this is a joke made by a sarcastic Atheist. If you do something, don't say that Jesus did it. :D I'm not a hater... but it's just wrong you know?