Electric Bubblebath "Twice the Van Dammage" Live at Fontana's NYC 3/25/11

Last ever show for legendary weirdo girl band Electric Bubblebath at Fontana's NYC March 25, 2011.

"Twice the Van Dammage"
(lyrics by Cassie J. Sneider, music by Colin Colfer)

Henchmen of the Future
perfect mullet
don't look behind you
won't see me coming
shiny black boots
bleach blond hair
dramatic pause
give a frozen stare

Henchmen of the Future
superior fighters
except the guy with big earrings
he's afraid of spiders
minority guy is the first to go
had a clever one-liner, died, and stole the show

CHORUS
Full-time henchmen
got a benefits package
and a 401K for collateral damage
got a house in Queens
and a lovely wife
but the kids need braces
gotta take a life

Henchmen of the Future
got my union brothers
a band of foot soldiers
but we love our mothers

Corn-row white guy really takes me there
wanna strip those tiny glasses
in your secret lair
timeless leather trenchcoat
protects out leader
cold in the headquarters
don't need no heater

REPEAT CHORUS

Category:

Music

Tags:

• cassie j. sneider
• cute girls
• jean claude van damme
• timecop

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