The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy on god

Well ever wonder what The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy has to say about God ? ... Well here is the answer - From the most trusted source of information in the galaxy ;-)

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[GargusSCP]

Anyone just here for the humor of the situation?

[cathal minnock]

"I trust in what the bible says"

"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

- Deuteronomy 23:1

[MsOneiroi77]

all bums wide and wonderful the lord God loves them all

[theoutmoreproject]

Why does gods people love little boys bum holes so much?

[Manadox97]

HOORAY PARADOXES! YEAH!

[omgwaffles09]

Except jews of course, they're all CUNTS

[dmi3011]

for people that actually want to hear it, or read it, if you're just looking to argue then ignore what i have to say and mind your own business, OR even better, just listen.... i'm glad you put your true feelings out there.

[dmi3011]

well if that's your game then stay in ignorance and die in your sin, if you want to know anything else then you can learn for yourself, in the end it's up to you to take those worldly glasses off and see the truth in what i've said, you wonder why he hasn't shown himself, it's because there's this word we use it is "faith" there are so many things i could tell you about why that's important in my religion but i refuse to argue with you, you and people like you will never end my preaching-

[Fay Sake]

I'm here for the humor - just a little diverted by contentiousness from those who can't refrain from preaching on YouTube (I always like a bit of argument especially against people who take it all too seriously). I was a Hitch-Hiker's fan when it first came out way back in 1978 on BBC Radio 4. Still think the radio programs haven't been bettered one bit by making it into film.

[Fay Sake]

...and my final question is my first one ~ why, WHY hadn't god already visited and revealed himself to all peoples, especially those down in Australia, who as we know have been there since almost the dawn of time?

I think the reason is because 'he' doesn't exist (at least in the way the Bible portrays). He is a local god, an invention necessary to define one people against another as we still see so often in recent history. First, tell yourself you are the righteous, then point to others as not