Tactile Fremitus, November 2007
"Manic Med Trainee"
Nine oclock already, I was just in the middle of class
Now Im scared of melanoma cause Ive got 30 moles on my ass
My knee was aching, hope I dont have psoriasis
Fell asleep in class, do I have
trypanosomiasis?
Im just another manic med trainee
Who thinks hes got scabes
SLE or DVT
Some rare tropical disease
You catch by having sex with monkeys
I ask for medical advice the tutors, they always scoff
But can they really blame me when Im scared my penis might fall off
Is my thyroid enlarged, or am I feeling trachea?
You say carrots but I
Say hematochezia
Im just another manic med trainee
Who thinks hes got rabies
EBV or PCP
Some rare tropical disease
You catch by having sex with monkeys
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