Derek is a hero to be worshipped, not to be mocked. Myth has it that he is a World War II veteran whose group was hit by mortar bombs. He witnessed friends around him die, and he survived with shell shock. When he returned home, he discovered that the government had taken over his chicken farm, and his business was gone. Well, that's the myth, anyway. If that'd happened to me, I'd be in a lot worse state than Derek. He's a really nice man.
Cheltenhams most outspoken political commentator - "Get Tony Blair out, don't vote labour, IK IK IK " he should be on Newsnight. He also slashed all over the floor in the shop i used to work at, you don't see Paxman doing that.
Derek rules! i remember when he came in the shop i worked at and bought 3 dvd players when when we asked if he had a tv he said he refused to buy one! then he pooed himself in the corner took his shopping troley and went home laughing!utter legend!
hehe, its amazin, most people in cheltenham know of Derek Parker, and he has spoken to so many people over the years, myself included, dunno what the hell he said but he did the usual laugh at the end
This man is creeper then all the other old people
claymate15 3 years ago
LOLOLOL!!!!
philion7777777 3 years ago
The Sweeney!!!
only1nimmo 3 years ago
lmao =]
catwomanxmarie 4 years ago
Derek is a hero to be worshipped, not to be mocked. Myth has it that he is a World War II veteran whose group was hit by mortar bombs. He witnessed friends around him die, and he survived with shell shock. When he returned home, he discovered that the government had taken over his chicken farm, and his business was gone. Well, that's the myth, anyway. If that'd happened to me, I'd be in a lot worse state than Derek. He's a really nice man.
aroakley 4 years ago 2
He uses the lawnmower all the time. I live down his road, he's such a legend and a half.
TheOriginalTinyT 4 years ago
Cheltenhams most outspoken political commentator - "Get Tony Blair out, don't vote labour, IK IK IK " he should be on Newsnight. He also slashed all over the floor in the shop i used to work at, you don't see Paxman doing that.
riderofchickens 4 years ago 2
Derek rules! i remember when he came in the shop i worked at and bought 3 dvd players when when we asked if he had a tv he said he refused to buy one! then he pooed himself in the corner took his shopping troley and went home laughing!utter legend!
TrinityCalero 4 years ago
hehe, its amazin, most people in cheltenham know of Derek Parker, and he has spoken to so many people over the years, myself included, dunno what the hell he said but he did the usual laugh at the end
aaroncook1981 4 years ago 2
wow, he is a legend, is he still alive, i think im in love
graeme20 4 years ago