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Uploaded by on Oct 10, 2006

Just dont watch

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  • Good job, now a lot of Germans want to kicken your assige.

  • Okay, I give you three reasons your video is completely stupid:

    1. You give wrong examples of pronounciation (You say Germans love long words?) and sentence construction.

    2. You're half austrian, that's why you'll not be taken seriously. Nothing against Austria, but it doesn't have to do ANYTHING with Germany.

    3. I am FULL German, not half. And I say your video is funny at the beginning, but til the end you buried your dignity.

    Greetig from Germanig! :)

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  • how to speak not german is easy just be a american

  • I don't care what anyone says (including you), I still think this video is absolutely hilarious!

  • ich glaub er is nur neidisch weil wir die schönsten frauen haben :D:D && das beste Bier :D:D

  • Der ist bestimmt das Opfer Nummer 1 in der Schule :)

  • @galluism Greetings from Austria! (GERMANY SUCKS COCKS) :D

    you got it..:DXD

  • @TheAllimania there is a language wich could be called "austrianish" but its more a slang or something but there are not only a few different words..... every word sounds different in austria and its nearly impossible for foreigners to lern how to speak this austrian slang so it could be called a specific language.

    Greetings from Austria! (GERMANY SUCKS COCKS) :D

  • @FilingCabinet101 there is no such thing as "austrianish" , and thats the reason why even people in austria speak german. just with a different accend, and only a few different words.

    if you as a foreighner can speak an austrian accent, that would be....yea...great, but i don't think this will ever be possible...or maybe one out of a million

  • Maybe you should first learn how to pronounce pronunciation before actually trying this. Whatever it is that you are doing.

  • dont ever insult us with comercials again

  • i am austrian and i liked your video.

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