Sesamstrasse - Ernie & Bert - Entenwitze

Bert liest und erzählt Entenwitze.

ENGLISH TRANSLATION:
ERNIE: Oh! Hello Bert! What's so funny?
BERT: Oh, Ernie! I'm just reading my new book about duck jokes. These jokes are hilarious.
ERNIE: Duck jokes... I see... And they are funny?
BERT: Yes, they really are, Ernie! Shall I read some duck jokes to you?
ERNIE: No,no! Thanks, Bert!
BERT: Ok! Listen!
ERNIE: No, Bert! I...
BERT: What is yellow and gackles on the lake?
ERNIE: No idea, Bert.
BERT: A mail duck!
BERT: Do you understand, Ernie? Yellow! Like the mailboxes.
ERNIE: Yes, I understand, Bert.
BERT: Or what about this one? A duck goes into a supermarket. The salesman asks: "What are you looking for?" The duck answers: "Quack!"
[German wordplay: Quack = 1. the sound a duck makes, 2. curd]
BERT: Isn't it great?
ERNIE: Yes, yes. Quack, Bert.
BERT: But now, the best one, Ernie: Why do ducks wear blue trousers? Do you know it, Ernie? Do you? Do you?
ERNIE: No, I don't know it, Bert.
BERT: So that they don't feel cold on their legs. Admit, Ernie! It's really funny!
ERNIE: Yes, really funny.
BERT: What's wrong with you, Ernie? Why don't you laugh?
ERNIE: Why I don't laugh? I just don't think that your duck jokes are funny, Bert.
BERT: Not funny? My incredibly amusing jokes aren't funny? Don't you have humor, Ernie?
ERNIE: Yes, I have, Bert.But not even real ducks would laugh at your duck jokes.
BERT: What? You cannot be serious, Ernie!
ERNIE: I am!
BERT: Every duck would laugh about my duck jokes!
ERNIE: I don't think so, Bert.
BERT: I do, Ernie. And do you know why? Because ducks appreciate humor.
ERNIE: Are you serious, Bert?
BERT: Yes, I am, Ernie. And I will prove it. I'll go to the duck lake over there and will read some of my jokes to the ducks. Then you will see how they laugh about them.
ERNIE: Bert will make a fool of himself. Not one duck will laugh at his boring jokes. And you know what? I think that's funny!
BERT: Now, look here, ducks! I'll tell you a great joke.
ERNIE: That will be a complete flop!
BERT: What are four ducks doing in a caravan? Well, that's easy. They are camping!
ERNIE: That cannot be true!
BERT: Or do you know this one...

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[finnishminnow]

Does anyone have this one in English as well?

[allerschuerfste]

No, because it doesn't exist in English. It's made by the German Sesame Street.

[antsamthompson9]

If you can understand what I'm saying, may you please put subtitles on this video? I can't understand it.

[allerschuerfste]

I'm not sure whether my translating skills are good enough but I'll try. ;)

[allerschuerfste]

Ok, it's to comlicated to make subtitles and it takes to much time to do it with annotations.

So I will write it down in the description.

[allerschuerfste]

I'm ready.

Maybe you could report mistakes, so I can correct them.

[MissHardstyleDeluxe]

die neue stimme von erni geht gar nicht

[HelenaVenom]

berts neue lache klingt blöd. wenigstens gibt es die beiden weiterhin...

[MrBienchen01]

Die Lache xD

[LeaLuftikuss]

Die neuen Stimmen sind ja schrecklich!

[fallenLittleAngel]

Ach du...! Also die alten Stimmen waren viel schöner als... diese.... diese komisch klingenden :(

[The123Gameplayer]

0.55 mega geil.kommt ne ente in den supermark.fragt der verkäufer:was suchen sie? sagt die ente Quack

[The123Gameplayer]

boa mega geil:D 0.26 was ist gelb und schnattert auf den teich? keine ahnung bert. eine postente. so richtig geil

[finnishminnow]

Yep.

[karim2324]

@finnishminnow Its Only In Germen

[TotalTrottelPictures]

Die neuen Stimmen von Ernie und Bert sucken voll...

[xMadameButterfliegex]

was bist du denn für eine trübe tasse ernie :D

[Rauschgift007]

Du denkst, Du bist die Allerschürfste für mich,

biste aber nich. Ick find' Da widerlich.

Du denkst Du bist wirklich unwiderstehlich,

biste aber eben jerade nich.